Lube is important stuff and it can vary greatly in terms of taste, texture, viscosity and smell.
But here is one that people with a sweet tooth will be falling over themselves to pour onto their bodies.
The Kuma-san Honey Lotion looks like a pot of honey — this is a typical Japanese honey bottle, not in a glass jar. And it tastes like honey too.
However, it’s obviously not sticky like honey and still works as lubricant.
You don’t have to be a bear (kuma) to love this honey. I think any girl is going to get a lot out of this.
On the whole, I’d say Japanese girls have a sweet tooth more than many other girls. They love pastries, cakes, crepes…
If I have a dollar for every slim girl I saw slurping down some calorie-rich creamy matcha and chocolate something or other at Starbucks, then I’d be rich. Where do my fellow ladies put all those calories?!
If you want proof, just take your date out for strawberries and condensed milk… and see her response!
Well, you can be sure to keep her sweet cravings satisfied in bed too with this lotion.
Japanese lubricants aren’t especially well known for their effectiveness but actually they are very underrated, and there are heaps of very innovative and fun varieties out there. This is another one to add to my collection.
Has anyone else ever found a sweet way to keep their girl happy?
Why should the men have all the fun when it comes to sex dolls?
What do I mean? I mean dolls of men, not for men.
So I was very happy when I got invited to try out the Love Venus Japanese Men’s Body Plush Doll, a foam doll for girls who like Japanese male bodies — or of course, guys who like (Japanese) guys.
Of course, I don’t need to use the masturbator space. Instead, I can just use a vibe or strap on with the doll.
Gay guys, though, will want to slip something into the hole and then lube up for that full man-on-man experience.
True to life, this doll isn’t over macho or chunky. Just like a real Japanese guy, it’s slender but firm, for the girl or gay guy who likes a more delicate, slim body.
It’s just the torso, with no arms or legs or face. Though that sounds like a disadvantage, it’s actually the most practical kind of doll — you can focus on the humping. Plus it’s then more durable, since limbs are often the easiest things to damage in your excitement.
We loved the first Super Sonico doll so much.
The Nitroplus character has been around since 2007 and you can find her getting into all kinds of sexy poses in a range of goodies, including curtains for the otaku fans who wants to decorate their rooms.
Needless to say, we were delighted when our intrepid reported spotted a new model in Akihabara, a sample before the actual product goes on sale later in the year.
The Super Sonico 2 is the hug pillow cover for the guy who loves anime girls with asses. Sure the breasts and big eyes are there. That’s standard. But now there is a rump to die for and you can hold, stroke and squeeze it!
With illustrations by Santa Tsuji, Super Sonico is perhaps now the sexiest series of hug pillows out there.
There are two poses on either side but both this time emphasize the butt, so this is definitely for the man who likes a girl with a real ass.
This is a very limited item and has to be ordered in advance. This means you have to wait a while but, given that Super Sonico might well be the best hug pillow cover ever, we think it’s worth it.
I’ve had my fair share of women in my time and not all have been attractive. Sometimes they have been downright ugly, a combination of desperation, alcohol and curiosity. I found that the best blow jobs and the dirtiest of acts would invariably be performed by the less attractive girls. The hotties were more shy or modest.
This is why I was very intrigued to hear about this Debu-topia Onahole, a masturbator which gives you the sensation of having sex with a fat, “ugly” (debu) girl.
It is inspired by a cult ero game and the illustration on the cover is already a feast for the eyes.
The first thing you will notice are the rolls of fat and flab around the body. These are not just there for decoration. They add grip, acting as contour-shaped handles to hold onto as you penetrate the masturbator (or, shall we say, as you are swallowed by the girl’s flabby body).
Not surprisingly, the breasts are large and this is overall a heavy masturbator too.
There has been a rise in recent years in “fat girl” fashion in Japan. Perhaps this onahole will be good practice for a soon-to-emerge ugly girls sex spree?
I’m a girl who likes to get licked out.
But as well as the gentle lapping of a tongue, I also like the powerful buzz of a vibrator inside and around my pussy.
So when Taro produced this Peropero Tongue Vibe, I was naturally pretty excited.
The mini vibrator has a tongue-style flipping head that will keep busy buzzing up and down. The tongue is lined with small bumps and nubs too, which is more than a man’s tongue has, I can tell you.
I liked having it gently stroke over the top of me, but you could also push it in and have it oscillate inside your body too.
The small bullet vibe is also a handy extra feature. You plug it into the back of the tongue vibrator so you can be stimulated in two places at once.
I let Taro handle the bullet vibe, with one hand on my breasts. Meanwhile, I gripped the Peropero and let it lick my pussy all over…
We all like a nice tongue rubbing on our cock head.
This EROlution Onahole is a “mouth” that is also a pussy — with a tongue sticking out as you push inside the tight hole.
I found even that enough stimulation and an interesting new experience in its own right. After all, there are lots of blow job onaholes out there, yet one with a “tongue” is novel.
But that’s not all. This baby is also powered! There is a small “rotar” — a bullet vibe, which you plug into the front of the masturbator. This buzzes and vibrates the inner passage and tongue as you push in, adding stimulation. Not even a real girl’s mouth can do that!
A blow job and a buzzing pussy all in one, and all in your hand at the same time. This is my idea of perfection.
A women’s you-know-what needs attention. It’s not just a simple vessel for men to stick themselves in and push as hard as they can — it needs training to remain tight.
Not having children is one solution, of course.
Another is to train your vagina regularly with various exercises.
You can also use this Femi Fit Wakageru, which fits very snugly indeed.
No, this isn’t a vaginal dildo — though we reckon it could also function as one! — it’s primarily for exercising your vagina.
Your hole will close around it after you insert it (with lotion if necessary). Move your hips and body to then tighten and put pressure on your vagina, helping fight against slackness and retain its youthful feel.
Having sex afterwards will feel better for both you and your partner.
This lends a whole new meaning to titty-fucking, called paizuri in Japan.
The Love Titty Onahole is a masturbator in the shape of a breast being cupped.
But this one’s a bit different. On top of the hole inside the titty masturbator, there are also two other mini holes. You slip bullet vibrators into these to add a buzzing sensation on your member.
Never has screwing a breast felt so good or so practical!
Japanese breasts are very underrated. We hope this toy changes people’s minds about them!
When you’ve got something good, hold onto it, as the saying goes.
Well, some people have taken that literally when it comes to women.
In Cardboard Box Confinement Girl, a man keeps a girl in his house as a sex slave and literally makes her sleep in his closet in a cardboard box.
There are so-called freeter Japanese “in-between” workers and other working poor who are forced to live and sleep in box flats so tiny we would call them cages or closets. If they’re lucky they can live in an internet cafe and get to sleep at one of the computer booths.
Well, I guess this girl is the sex slave equivalent of that social movement.
Of course, we were intrigued by this JAV porn DVD. How could you stretch this out for nearly two hours? Well, you can. When she is allowed out of her closet she has to wear a lead and neck collar, but that’s when the real fun begins…
It pays to be careless sometimes, it seems.
For a Japanese porn star, despite all those nakadashi scenes, you would think that getting pregnant was the thing they fear most. It signals if not the end of their career, at least a large blimp where they cannot work.
We think the main point of the film is thus pretty obvious.
But this is a major star, so the profile is much higher and Tsubomi has made an image out of innocence and purity.
Now that has been smashed by the large lump in her stomach… which can be used to great advantage in this two-hour film. For example, to be dripping with spunk or groped by two men at the same time.
Offensive to the idea of maternity? Or just plain sexy?
Presented by Tokyo Kinky