Sometimes a girl just can’t get enough.
For anyone who’s ever fantasized that the banana in their mouth, the cigar they were smoking or the drink bottle they were drinking was, well, a cock — then this is the answer to your dreams.
They call it the Boku-chin and in essence it’s a bottle cap, but not just any old one.
No, this one is a cock head so you can turn drinking into foreplay.
Kazuaki and I were playing around the certain flavors of drinks. And we even trying filling a bottle with some of his spunk (yes, that took a while) and then you can really enjoy a genuinely Boku-chin-style drink!
Okay, I have a confession to make. I have an insemination fantasy — and so does Taro.
We love the feeling of power and completion, the kinky naughtiness of “inseminating” me with spunk. The problem is that I don’t want to get pregnant, of course. So what to do?
Well, this is a nice solution. The Sperma Rush Creampie Vibrator can pump me full of “spunk” while also pleasuring all my clit.
Taro controls the buttons and cranks up the pleasure levels, before finally unleashing a shower of spunk into me (or onto me).
This is the most function-packed rabbit vibe I’ve ever used — or had used on me. There are eight swinging vibration patterns, plus seven modes.
And of course the creampie function, where a spunk-like liquid is kept in a small pouch, ready to be squeezed out when you are gagging for it.
We have been experimenting with Taro’s own spoils but old stuff. We keep some in a bottle and wait a day — then all the tadpoles are certain to be dead — and then pour it into the vibrator’s pouch.
There is also an ersatz sperm liquid included for when you don’t have a partner to hand…
The Japanese onsen or hot spring. And sex. These two things always go together.
The Japanese go to hot springs to enjoy the healthy waters, to relax and then have a feast at the attached Ryokan, or Japanese inn.
And this is always followed by a serious bout of fucking, either in the privacy of your room — or, if you are lucky, in a special private co-ed hot spring itself!
For the Japanese, being clean is very linked to being horny, since ancient cultural taboos against dirtiness prevent you from doing anything unless totally spotless (this can be frustrating if you ever just want a quickie). Plus water is a traditional sexy element (one word for “sex scene” is nureba, or “wet place”). Combine these together and you have guaranteed explosions.
It goes without saying that there is a host of Japanese porn, the most inventive adult industry in the world, set in a variety of hot springs.
Sure, there are plenty of plain hot-JAV-star-fucking kind of titles. But we like something more unusual. How about taking some gyaru from Shibuya and taking them to an onsen resort? The result if Gyaru Slut Onsen Hot Spring Orgy.
With clean nubile (tanned bronze) bodies, these hot and slutty gyaru will do anything, no matter how many guys turn up!
Finally we have a whole different species of girl, the cute Japanese university student. How can you make a girl more embarrassed than just being naked? By having her dressed in see-through bikinis and swimsuits!
Japanese College Girl Onsen Outdoor Exposure takes such a concept and applies to a group of sweet young students, parading them among a group of lustful men who grope, pock and fuck the helpless ladies.
A few years back there was a very popular sex machine called the Mens SOM Rocket Type, a kind of thrusting onacup which performed an awesome job of jerking you off while you did nothing but watch — and enjoy!
The Rocket remains a very popular seller but the same makers have also come up with an alternative version, which has now finally become available for people overseas.
It is the same principle as the Rocket, only this time it is a hand (holding a kind of “cup”) that literally gives you a handjob. Not surprisingly, then, it’s called the Men’s SOM Hand Type.
You can adjust the rate and pace of oscillation from around 80 thrusts per minute to a mega 110, depending on the kind of handjob you want — fast or superfast. The height is also adjustable because people have different bodies (and bellies), plus then you can achieve varying angles.
The best results, as we found, are to be had by putting the base down between your legs (you can rest your butt on the legs). Then liberally apply some gel into the cup. Then the pumping “hand” will do the rest!
Dekunoboo make Japan’s best foam sex dolls (aka “plush dolls”) and a new model, the aptly named Ecstasy Body, on offer to international customers is for people who don’t want the fuss of heads and wigs — and all the maintenance they require.
Instead the Ecstasy Body “just” provides you with a gorgeously rendered physique and lets you deal with it in your own way.
Check out the large bust, beautifully curved butt and slender waist.
There are many benefits to plush dolls, as opposed to blow-ups or silicone love dolls, including their modest cost, their durability, ease of maintenance and so on. You can also add costumes and holes as you like, slipping in a range of different sized masturbators between Ecstasy’s legs.
Not all manga is One Piece and Doraemon, you know!
Akira Narita is a Japanese mangaka (comic book artist) who gained a cult following for writing manga about his experiences with girls at terekura, the “telephone clubs” where you can go and contact girls willing to go on “dates”. They are of course basically just euphemistic portals to amateur prostitution.
He claims to have had sex with 400 girls in this way and describes as such in his manga, including his various techniques.
In more recent years he has been collaborating with adult toy makers to produce a series of sex toys in his inimitable cheeky style.
These include the Chupa Chupa Nipple Suction Vibe, a hand pump breast vibrator that can produce fiendishly ticklish stimulation on your partner’s breasts.
He has also created a series of lubes with aroma and the Bokkin, a special fit-all penis sleeve that adds girth and pleasure. It’s a silicone sleeve that fits over your little guy and turns him into….well, a big guy.
We all love a good piece of ass. What if it’s so good they’ve been making it for centuries?
The Yotsumeya Shojo Virgin Sakura is an ass and buttocks masturbator onahole based on the classic adult toys sold at the Yotsumeya, the old sex shop that used to operate in Edo, or Tokyo as it was previously known centuries ago.
We’ve been trying this out and it’s great how it has a really bulky feel, like a real person. Plus it’s soft and tender, just like a virgin. Anyone who loves a pert butt will want to get their hands around these ones. We also love the history-themed box!
And the best thing about this is that you can just say to someone that it’s an art sculpture if it gets discovered in your room!
One of the most interesting trends in Japanese adult toys is parody or the way it uses other media as inspiration for “unofficial” adaptations.
This is particularly the case with anime or otaku-themed onaholes.
A new example is inspired by Papakiki!, the popular anime and manga series, and known by its full title as Listen to Me, Girls. I Am Your Father! (Papa no iu koto wo kikinasai!).
Taking the schoolgirl virgin characters and converting their tight pussies into handy holes, the Listen to Me, Girls. I Am Your Horny Father! is a new series of three holes.
Here’s how KanojoToys describe the new masturbator:
Choose between Hiina, Miyu or Sora, each young and nubile, and with gaping, generous vaginal lips that yearn in that coy virginal shojo way for your large member to complete her. These three sisters each have their own individual fruits, defined by the meandering and sensual holes that you can explore as gently or as filthily as you like!
For the uninitiated, Papakiki! was originally a series of “light novels” that became an anime series for one season, a radio drama, and even later adapted into manga.
Kidnapped people famously can end up joining their captors, and hostages can turn into terrorist sympathizers.
Well, here’s a new take on the Stockholm Syndrome.
When a TV station dispatches one of its reliable female journalists to report on an outdoor nudist camp at a secret location in the Japanese countryside, it expects her to get deep into the story and deliver a fully formed report.
Well, they get more than they bargain for the with the Weekend Only Japanese Nudist Village, a “kikaku” (“project”) genre Japanese porn epic set in the far rural resort that is home to a group of outdoor sex aficionados.
“Kikaku” genre JAV focus on unusual ideas and grand plots, without the distractions of major stars. The attraction is the innovative, at times strange, plot and setting.
In this case it’s the reporter bravely interviewing and getting into the spirit of her subjects. First she takes her clothes off to make everyone feel at ease. After all, no one is going to talk to someone so obviously an intruder.
But then she goes one step further in her attempt to get the scoop on the camp. She tries out outdoor sex for herself… all why desperately trying to maintain her professionalism and keep her to-camera reporting going!
That means heading to the pool or to the beach… of course to do a bit of swimming but mostly just to do some serious babe-spotting!
We’re not alone in this. Japan’s sex toys developers also like sexy girls at the beach too, it seems.
We just got our hands on the new Open Leg Beach Onahole. Unlike other Japanese adult toys, it’s not actually a pair of legs. But it is inspired by visions of seeing hot Japanese chicks sitting on the sand, their legs slightly apart and revealing a succulent pussy for the taking.
Here’s how our friends at KanojoToys describe it:
The long hole in this curving masturbator features three different kinds of nubs, varying the pleasure and sensations as you penetrate further into the “extended pleasure chamber”.
We’ve seen hundreds of masturbators and other Japanese sex toys in our time. But we’ve never seen one with a “changing” picture on the cover to help whet your appetite for beach goddesses!
So what are you waiting for! Let’s get down to the beach!
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