Ichiro Ozawa’s Secret Love Child?

Ichiro Ozawa, the man once certain to be Prime Minister before scandal forced him to resign, has been found innocent on fraud charges. No one seems convinced by the verdict, including us, which is why we couldn’t resist posting this story currently running wild in the tabloids.

According to Shukan Bungei, Ozawa apparently had an affair with a television reporter he met in 1989 at a party. In summer 1990 she then gave birth to his love child!

The tabloid uses as its source an acquaintance of the mother, whom she supposedly confessed to about the paternity of her son.

We cannot verify the accuracy of this story at all (= don’t sue us!) but we like the idea of the scoop, at any rate.

Politicians are famous for spawning kids through adultery and Japanese ones are no exception. The public tends to be more forgiving here, though if, as in one famous case, you don’t pay your mistress her dues — hush money, free apartment — then you cannot expect kind treatment from votes or the press!

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Gravure top idol Waka Inoue gets married!

More sad news, folks. One of the most popular and long-standing Gravure idols in Japan, Waka Inoue, has announced she has got married!

Born in 1980, Waka has been in our kinky spotlight for many years. Sadly, now she is getting hitched with a film director so will probably disappear from the lens of sexy photo shoots forever. A whole generation of busty babe-loving blokes in Japan will be devastated but it had to happen one day.

Let’s enjoy her in all her glory!

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Glans Licking Girl blow-job masturbation machine

I love receiving head — who doesn’t? — but when they pay particular attention to the glans, then I’m a happy bunny bar none!

So it was with a mix of curiosity and excitement when I received this slightly odd-looking masturbator toy in the mail from KanojoToys. The Glans Licking Girl is a blow-job sex machine that has a cup and series of buzzing nubs designed specifically to recreate on your head that feeling of a gorgeous girl licking you and giving your glans the service they deserve.

We’ve seen before how unusual-looking sex toys can prove surprisingly effective, and this is no exception. It’s a kind of black funnel — but the button at the back will change your opinion, we’re certain! Coat yourself up with lotion and fit it over your head, and this Japanese lady will be licking away any time you want her.

Check it out over on KanojoToys.

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Feminine Exerciser Geisha balls for an “inner” workout

It’s about time us ladies got more of attention from the big adult goods makers! SOD has jumped into this gap in the local market and is fast establishing itself as the best sex toys brand for women — after conquering the male market first, of course!

One of their latest additions to their girls’ toys is this subtle Feminine Exercise, part Kegel exercise instrument to help ward off the perils of old age (weak bladders etc) and, more seriously, a great way to explore your inner body with a safe, fun toy.

They go by many names, these kinds of toys — Ben Wa balls, geisha balls, vagina balls — and this version has three pink balls to insert inside your you-know-what and practice getting yourself turned on, and on, and on…

If I’m honest, it was my first time to try out one of these kinds of female adult toys, having a wealth of experience with lots of vibes, lubes and so on. I appreciated the way having three balls — in two sizes — allowed you to test out which felt better, and how clenching and squeezing the balls gave new physical sensations deep inside my body.

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Maki Goto: We miss you!

Maki Goto is proof that you can have a life after being part of a multi-member pop band. A former Morning Musume starlet, Maki is one of the few who has made that transition to soledom with some degree of success.

Around a year ago, though, sadly she basically retired from showbiz, but not before posing for some nice risque shots!

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Moe galore at the Tokyo International Anime Fair 2012

We took a trip to the Tokyo International Anime Fair 2012 recently.

There were plenty of moe girls!

Nico Nico Douga had its own Shinto shrine (and shrine maidens).

Random monsters…

Plus moe-decorated cars!

And chocolate bread… in a can, anyone?

Tags: anime, otaku
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Idol of the Week: Natsuko Tatsumi

Born in 1988 in Fukuoka, the B-cup Gravure model, lingerie model and wannabe actress combines curvy sexiness with an irresistible innocent face.

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TYB48: Japan’s Yaeba Snaggletooth Fetish cosplay pop band

As we all know, Japan — or at least, Japanese pop culture — has a serious liking for the yaeba snaggletooth. Some girls even get their teeth changed so that they have the protruding canine look.

Apparently there is so much demand for this brand of beauty from certain kinds of men that we now learn there is even going to be a pop band solely devoted to girls with the “cute” dentures. And not just any band — it’s a cosplay otaku one!

Apparently a world-first, TYB48 — no prizes for guessing which band they are imitating in their nomenclature, then — is launching out of Akihabara and is composed of three eighteen-year olds. (Not sure where the “48″ comes from, except for shameless copycatting. TYB must be “The Yae-ba”, we guess.) No sign of the melodies yet. We at TokyoKinky at any rate just can’t wait for their debut at the end of the month, which is surely destined for the annals of musical genius.

What do you think? Hot… or not?

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SOD opens new shop in Shibuya… for girls (and guys)!

Just-opened, Katamomiya is for girls to indulge in some kata-momi (shoulder massage). Guys can go too and get a massage, but the main target are the ladies, hence why the store is located opposite 109 in Shibuya!

Although it’s not a sex shop (so don’t expect any “extras”), there’s a definite erotic element to the proceedings. The website also clearly lists the staff (guys and girls) and all their attributes, so you can choose the person you want to engage in kata-momi-communication. For the opening event a few days’ ago they even had one of the SOD porn stars giving the massages!

Importantly, customers are able to get a shoulder massage — and also GIVE one too if they so wish! They are even recruiting people who want to be the “staff”, so it forms a kind of ersatz dating agency where you can meet members of the opposite sex in a relaxed environment!

So if you want a break from the stresses of Tokyo and the chance to meet an attractive and sensitive man — then girls, you know where to head!

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Miss Universe Japan model admits plastic surgery

Former Miss Universe Japan runner-up, model and actress Biwon has admitting having plastic surgery last year.

We found this amusing because many Japanese girls like to disgard the amazing “bijin” quality in Korean women with the excuse that it’s all just due to plastic surgery.

Certainly it is more common and latent on the peninsular. However, it’s a dirty secret in Japan (along with how idols essentially have to sleep with their management at the start of their careers) that many idols and singers have used plastic surgery to enhance their “perfect” look. Unlike Korea, though, few will admit it, which is what makes Biwon unusual. Perhaps that’s her half-Korean side coming out! (Her mother is Korean-born.)

Celebrities rumored online to have had surgery include actress Misaki Ito, singer Ayumi Hamasaki, model/singer ICONIQ (of Korean extraction), actress Keiko Kitagawa, idol Yuko Oguro, Ryoko Yonekura, and singer Ai Otsuka.

In Japan a few years ago it became extremely popular with certain class of girls (often gyaru) to have double eyelid surgery to give the impression of a bigger, more western eye. You could identify the culprits not so much from the results but from the gauze eyepatch they wore over one eye while it is was healing (obviously they only did one eye at a time!). In the mid-2000s, a walk around central Osaka would reveal dozens of these girls, and sometimes even guys.

The most famous Japanese proponents of plastic surgery are the incredible Kano Sisters, who have had so much work done to them that they know resemble a pair of plastic toys.

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