Idol of the Week: Yoko Mitsuya

Yoko was born in 1984. A gravure idol with a lovely E cup, she has had a handful of supporting roles in movies and TV series.

More idols of the week!

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Shit Asian Girls Say…

This has become a popular video so we wanted to post it in the context of Japanese ladies.

If this was just about Japanese girls, what would be some examples?

1) (on first date) Can you eat rice?
2) (on second date) Can you use chopsticks?
3) (every day) In Japan, we have FOUR seasons.
4) (just before sex) Do you love me?
5) (during sex) No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!

Can you think of any more?

At least, you can tell this “Asian” girl is actually a western girl of Asian descent. Man, look at her go!

This is also really funny and perhaps even truer…

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Onahole-doll Dollho masturbator is Japanese sex Barbie figure

I’m a girl and girls must like dolls, right? Well, kinda. I’m not a big fan of Taro’s Orient Industry sex dolls that he has lying around the house. I mean, they are awesome but ultimately they are competing with yours truly!

Kazuki just pointed this unusual toy out to me. He said it might be the kind of thing I’d like to “play with” in my doll’s house.

Well, I don’t have anything like that any more; sadly those young years are long gone. But I was certainly intrigued by the Dollho, a kind of onahole masturbator combined with a Barbie doll.

It comes with joint parts that you can use to add arms, legs and a head… turning your onahole body into a mini doll. Plus there are two different bodies to choose from.

Dolls (ningyo) in Japan have the same name as puppets, and are not so much toys as ornaments here and quite an art form. I reckon this shows with the Dollho, which could only have been conceived by an erotic artisan.

After all, sexy Japanese anime figures are also just one small step away from genuine crafts!

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Strap-on breasts, vagina for Japanese okama cross-dressers

If you’re on your way to becoming a shemale (“New Half”) but not quite there yet, you may be in need of these strap-on breasts or vaginas, on sale from KanojoToys.

They are specifically designed to be “Japanese”, with the breasts a modest c-cup size and the vagina tight and Asian. What’s more, the “skin” color is a dark yellowish tone, imitating Japanese bodies.

I might even try Megumi wearing the vagina belt so that I get “double” penetration!

In Japan the “okama” (cross-dresser) is quite wide-spread in society. You don’t have to be wandering around Shinjuku’s famous Ni-chome gay district to see them, but will often even catch sight of a few among the Saturday crowds in Shibuya.

And we’ve noted before how transvestites are major celebrities on Japanese TV, such as the huge Matsuko Deluxe. There is also a full newhalf celebrity too called Haruna Ai who has won beauty contests.

If you’ve already got beyond the cross-dresser/transgender stage to the full shemale, then there’s always the Newhalf Otono no Ko? onahole too!

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Nostalgic Idols: Sexy Retro Japanese Female Models

Sometimes the oldies are the best.

We all love our sexy idols today but I also enjoy a good perv over the ladies big in the Eighties and early Nineties.

Their bikinis might not be as hot. The shots might be a little old-fashioned. But man, they still look damn fine!

Here’s a small selection of some of the best of Japan’s nostalgic idols!

Kanako Nakajo (b. 1973) is a former gravure model who made her debut in 1991. She got married to a baseball player and left the entertainment world in the late Nineties.

Atsuko Asano (b. 1960) was big in the Seventies from her teenaged years, popular with young men. We can see why…

Ayako Moriguchi (b. 1969) was a model in the Eighties, before switching her name in the Nineties and turning her hand to acting.

Chiemi Hori (b. 1967) was a singer and model who suddenly quit at the height of her fame, aged just twenty. However, she was soon back. She’s been married and divorced twice, and has five children.

Kumiko Takeda (b. 1968) famously married an American and moved to the States. Much missed for her sexy voluptuous looks…

Naoko Iijima (b. 1968) is quite a survivor. From her idol days to regular TV talento, she has had the longest career of all these ladies, though partly this is likely because she married and divorced quickly, returning to showbiz (though sadly not to bikini modeling).

Also check our past posts on sexy Japanese beer girl retro ads and sexy older Japanese MILFs.

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Lactating Breast, Milky Mother Complex Fetish Sex Clubs in Tokyo

I know some of you boys have a thing for breasts. Some of you even have a thing for big breasts, including when they are particularly bulbous while the lady is pregnant.

Now how about lactating breasts? Drinking the milky excretions and fluids from a large, liquidly bosom?

If breastfeeding sounds like your cup of tea (or other drink), then head on up to Ikebukuro, one the darkest and dirtiest district in Tokyo. Among the tangle of Chinese brothels, you can find at least one fuzoku (sex club), Milky Baby, catering to the lactate fetish.

These places promise clients they can drink direct from the bosom as well as all the other usual fun you can have with big titties and a maternal woman caring to your every breast milk needs.

Japanese men are famous for their mother complex and in many ways hostesses, housewife spouses and other female figures spend their lives playing this role for the man. As us women seek slightly more independent and forthright lives, fortunately Oedipal men have fetish clubs where they can still get their maternal kicks through sexual jinks and wetnurse cosplay fun.

There are different “courses” at Milky Baby and its ilk, such as going on a date with a pregnant woman, or watching a pregnant woman touch herself in the the dark while blindfolded. Plus options like golden shower or getting your ears tenderly cleaned. Hell, you can even go the full hog and wear a bib and nappy!

Pregnant sexy Japanese celebrities doing nude shoots has also become popular in recent years too. Britney Spears et al eat your hearts out!

It seems that if you are a Japanese porn star, of course you don’t use condoms so the chances of pregnancy, even with the skills of male bukkake (cum shot), are fairly high.

No worries! There are plenty of opportunities to then pursue pregnant pornography film titles, either on your own or in massive group sex movies!

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Japanese New Year “Fuckin’ Sale” Sex Store?

…unfortunately not. Just a really, really bad example of Jinglish/Engrish. But for a moment we really thought it was the BEST kind of sale ever! Nope, locals really just don’t know how to use English appropriately in their retail promotional campaigns.

[Via twitpic and Facebook]

Hurry, it’s only until January 9th! Apparently this fuckin’ sale is taking place at gallerie store in Shinsaibashi, the most famous shopping street in downtown Osaka. All those Osaka ladies are in for a real treat!

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Top Tips for Bedding Japanese Girls

All right, guys, here are Kazuki’s top tips for getting yourself a Japanese girlfriend or just a one-off session with a Japanese girl at a conveniently located love hotel…

1. Go shopping together. Good way to bond and pass time. Buy ice cream and other sweet things. Other date trips can be to an art museum or to the movies, but shopping is a fail-safe default. They like Disney Land but that’s definitely a date to do when you are running out of ideas.

2. Let her practice her English. French, Italian and other languages are also okay but English has the most broad appeal. Feign interest no matter how slowly she speaks.

3. Take her to a “gaijin” bar or restaurant so you can talk about your homeland. Stem your curiosity in local cuisine and leave your quality bars at the door. No matter how bad the food or overly priced the “foreign” drinks, some gaijin atmosphere will set her in the right mood for inter-cultural liaisons.

4. Make jokes/comments about Japanese TV and pop culture to impress her. Keep conversation limited to everyday things in Japan or talking about your home country. No venturing into politics, economics or difficult subject matters…

5. Bring along a digital camera to take pictures together (or just use your phone).

6. Head to purikura photo booths to pose for cute pictures together. Great opportunities to get physical!

7. Pepper your conversation with slang Japanese expressions. Extra points for using Osaka dialect or other “funny” Japanese.

8. Be overly confident. It’s expected of foreigners to act forwardly and in a “masculine” way. Being a modest gentleman won’t get you anywhere since the ladies themselves are on the shy side.

9. If you are at a bar or club, see the above. You won’t need to buy her many drinks as alcohol tolerance is low.

10. Wait for the moment towards the end of the evening. She will be a bit drunk, it’s getting late and it’s time to “move on” to the next bar or… And the “or” is when you guide her towards the hotel or taxi.

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Aoi Miyazaki divorces, Aya Ueto marries

2011 ends and 2012 starts with a bang as two marital-related events came to a head.

Sweet actress Aoi Miyazaki (26) has long been the apple of many a man’s eye. Her cad of a hubby, pop singer and actor Sousuke Takaoka (29), though, knows full well that he is regarded as a “ikemen” hunk. So much so that he reportedly had an affair a while back with a Gravure idol called Asuka Kinbara, and they have been living separately.

Rumors of a split in the celebrity couple have floated for months and months, but finally the two confirmed their divorce just before the end of the year. The pair got hitched very young and their marriage lasted over four years… so quandruple the big divorce in the west recently between Katy Perry and Russell Brand!

Takaoka’s career has been eclipsed by that of his now ex-wife and his personal reputation nose-dived after his alleged affair. Tweets criticizing Fuji TV’s supposed favoritism for Korean dramas also won him both acclaim (especially from the Japanese Far Right) and agreement (well, he has a point!), but mostly it must have really pissed off industry insiders, his agency and TV producers.

Rather than swiftly apologizing and blaming beers and the just-too-easy-to-tweet convenience of his smartphone, he kept up his argument with the offended fans of the Korean Boom. Eventually he was sacked by his agency, which is tantamount to ostracism in the conservative world of Japanese pop entertainment. Now his marriage is officially over he has a long way to climb up from the hole he has made for himself… Hey, at least he didn’t take drugs and/or cause the death of a hostess.

On the other hand, queen of advertising, the tabloids are reporting that the lovely Aya Ueto (26) will marry her boyfriend, HIRO (42), from the dozens-strong boyband EXILE. Aya will be breaking my heart and that of a million other guys. Their relationship has only been public for a little over a year but perhaps Aya is getting tired of all those commercials and fancies having a kid.

Both Aoi and Aya occupy that cute, always smiling, girl-next-door zone beloved of Japanese advertising. They look so cute but without being “sexy” or lavishly beautiful. Other examples would surely be Ayaka Haruse and Yu Aoi. It’s a genre that I am particularly partial to…

Happy New Year, folks!

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