Japanese TV “announcers” presenters for hot, intelligent girls

If you want a girl with looks and brains, so the thinking goes in Japan, get yourself a TV “announcer”. These are the ladies who present the news or other TV shows that at least require some modicum of intelligence to understand.

The cult of the TV announcer is so strong that it is said that the main reason boys try to attend Sophie University in central Tokyo is because it is the alma mater of many presenters, and they want to bag themselves a lady before she hits the big time.

Popular with female viewers as an ideal to emulate, men enjoy imagining what it is like to have a conversation with a woman they also want to screw. One worrying trend recently, though, is for TV announcers to marry sportsmen, thus demonstrating once again that money, good looks and fame are powerful attractions for all woman.

The most popular of recent years has been Crystal Takigawa, a half Japanese, half French lady who used to present late night news. After she was inundated with offers of modeling she quit her day job and became the face of various advertising campaigns. The fact that she now no longer uses her formidable intellect in her job has not apparently lost her any admirers, but this blogger at any rate would prefer to see her behind a desk again soon, demonstrating why she was hot in the first place.

Another famous example was of Mao Kobayashi, who married Ebizo Ichikawa, the controversial Kabuki actor, after they met following a TV interview. Known for his womanizing and lucrative side jobs in TV commercials, people thought the playboy was finally settling down when he got hitched. However, a few months later he was in hospital for getting into a brawl with a minor gangster that left him with serious facial injuries! Oh, Mao, what have you got yourself into?!

Replicating the sensation of penetrating a sweet, intelligent working woman is the Slut Announcer Onahole. After all, TV journalists also have needs and underneath their smart suits they hide a killer body!

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R.I.P. Kim Jong-il, North Korea’s illustrious leader

We really, really tried to resist the temptation to post something facile and silly about the recent demise of Kim Jong-il.

As you can see, after much inner wrangling… we failed spectacularly!

Having been married several times and fathered numerous kids, it’s no secret that Jong-il had an eye for the ladies…

No prizes for guessing the next leader.

But did you know Kim Jong-il had a second job as a DJ?

[See more of this great series here.]

Funny how so many in his country lacked food and yet their leader always seemed so well-fed.

Who says the North Koreans also can’t do manga?

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Idol of the Year: Yukie Kawamura

We had a little internal vote — I promise you, nothing like as rigged as recent Russian elections! — and have decided that our favorite idol for this year is Yukie Kawamura.

Not a newbie on the scene at all (hell, we even made her Idol of the Week a year ago!), but with every viewing she just gets better and better. Combining classy looks with cutesy smiles, a killer slinky body and a generous bust, Yukie gets our votes any day!

Born in 1986 and from cold northern Hokkaido originally, this year Yukie started advertising the Toyota Prius, plus a pachinko slot game company, and even, bizarrely, interview businessmen for an online magazine. Over the last couple of years Yukie has been reinventing herself as an actress, cropping up in plays and movies in supporting roles.

She appears to be trying to branch out of sexy photo shoots but fingers crossed a genuine career doesn’t emerge… So she will keep on titillating with these gorgeous images!

Who was YOUR favorite idol this year?

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Japanese smartphone perverts for silent upskirt photos

Any newbie visitor to Japan quickly realizes that phone cameras here must carry a rather loud “shutter” noise for the moment when you take your grainy snap. The reason? Needless to say, with mobile innovation Japanese pervs were very fast to use it as a new tool for photographing up girls’ skirts.

But as the smartphone devices have been flooding the market, authorities have been unable to control the use of apps to make camera “shutters” go silent. And with silence comes plenty of opportunities to snap panties and more.

Unlike regular keitai mobiles, the smartphone shutter noises can sometimes be adjusted in the settings and there are hundreds of apps out there to help would-be perverts satisfy their lustings.

The Yomiuri reported on this recently:

On Nov. 12, a man was arrested at a train station in Kawaguchi, Saitama Prefecture, after he took photos up the skirt of a female vocational school student with his smartphone as she stood on an escalator.

The man reportedly told police he used an app that silenced the shutter sound to prevent his target from noticing what he was doing.

A man arrested in September after he photographed a woman’s underwear in Tokyo also reportedly told police he had used such an app to stealthily take photos about 20 times.

According to the National Police Agency, 1,741 cases of illicit photography were reported nationwide last year, a 1.6-fold increase from 2006.

The largest number of snap-happy camera voyeurs was reported in Kanagawa Prefecture.

“About 30 percent of cases involved the misuse of smartphone apps,” a senior Kanagawa prefectural police investigator said.

Japanese men have a fascination with close-ups of you-know-what. There are plenty of strip clubs that just have the lady open her legs for men to peer in as close as they like.

Hidden-camera and upskirt techniques are just extensions of this, an activity called panchira, a kind of Seven Year Itch fetisch run through the lens of local panties-loving hentai!

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The Naked Truth about Erotic Sushi: Nyotaimori, Sushi Vibrators

Nyotaimori (女体盛り), the practice of eating sushi off a naked woman’s body. Does it actually happen? Well, judging by our experiences, probably not — but it still looks great!

The obscure and likely exaggerated “custom” looks great in porn and probably crops up more in western films set in Japan than in real Japan. Yeah, thanks Rising Sun, Map of the Sounds of Tokyo et al…

However, there have been cases of university students holding Nyotaimori events but quite how tongue-in-cheek, we don’t know.

This balanced 2009 article describes Nyotaimori as an underground activity with far more fame abroad than it deserves. Apparently the National Diet library brings up no history to the “custom”, but that there have been cases of fuzoku sex shops offering Nyotaimori-themed services since the Eighties.

The article introduces Miho Wakabayashi, who, we learn has a 168-cm-long body.

[The] 30-year-old’s bare stomach and limbs were adorned with fish and fresh fruit slices once a month at the Sleeping Beauty “happening bar” in Tokyo’s Shibuya district. (Such a drinking establishment is one in which customers engage in uninhibited intimate activities with one another.)

“It was a show promoted as a special event,” says Wakabayashi, who is also a part-time stripper, sometimes performing at the legendary Rokku-za theater in Asakusa, and an actress in adult films. “It was used as a kind of ice-breaker intended to draw laughs.”

Yet nyotaimori is generally nonexistent today, she believes, “and because it is so rare, when the organizers of the bar announce they are going to do it, it is a good way to get more people to attend.”

Miho, we want to meet you!

Veteran crime report Jake Adelstein, though, says that it is too over-the-top for yakuza. “It still takes place and it was definitely something that the yakuza liked to do at parties,” he explains, “but as for now, it’s less popular [with gangsters] than before.”

Considering all the weird fetishes in Japan, though, it likely did exist but now probably has some more extreme derivative version. Fish not on the woman, but in…? Nyotaimori on a dead woman?!

Versions of Nyotaimori appear in Japanese porn too, such as this kaiten sushi (conveyor belt sushi) restaurant-themed film.

If you think raw fish can be sexy, you will definitely like the idea of the sushi vibrators.

Okay, they are not “real” sushi but they look just like raw fish rice rolls and so can be a great, discreet way to carry a mini vibe around with you!

Still, when all else fails, you can always improvise at home…

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Clone Onaholes for Elly Akira and Eririka Katagiri

Only the other day we were blogging about the orbital rise of amateur vlogger-turned-idol Eririka Katagiri. Now she has joined the echelons of the top JAV pornography stars like Maria Ozawa and Nao Yoshizaki.

She has her own clone masturbator onahole and love juice lube, both recreated from her real body, reverse engineered into a beautiful piece of pleasure-giving silicone. Eririka in your hand…

And then there’s Elly Akira. Half Japanese, half Syrian, Elly is a porn star also known as Yuka Osawa. But this lady is a real renaissance man, if you see what I mean: photographer, writer and businesswoman all in one. Hell, she even has a third name — Fareeza Terunuma, under which she holds award-winning art shows. Phew, keeping up at the back?

This multiplicity is so essential to Elly that when Japanese sex engineers got their heads together (not like that) to create another clone onahole for her, they wanted to include that concept as part of the masturbator.

They came up with a unique four-hole onahole! Yes, there’s the expected tight backdoor hole but the vagina has three different passages! Just like her career, Elly/Yuka/Fareeza is always different.

And don’t forget to lube up with Elly’s special love juices.

Two unique and very modern Japanese ladies, in your hand!

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Judo double Olympic medalist arrested for rape of teenager

It sometimes seems that the kids who are good at sport get all the girls, right? Well, yes and no.

Masato Uchishiba (33) may have won two Olympic gold medals for Judo but it seems he is not champion of judgement when it comes to controlling primal urges.

He has been arrested for “sexual assault” of a teenaged girl at a Tokyo hotel (=love hotel?) while she was drunk (i.e. he got her drunk) in September. Apparently the girl is a fellow judo team member at the university where Uchishiba worked as coach.

Uchishiba claims the sex was by mutual consent, and we might have another case here that reignites the age-old debate of whether being inebriated beyond protest can constitute as rape. However, the fact that the girl is under 20 (below drinking age in Japan), and supposedly under Uchishiba’s care in his judo team, are not factors likely to show him in a good light. Uchishiba also has a wife and young son.

Japanese media is calling this scandal “unprecedented”. He’s already lost his job in November and now comes news that he has been stripped of two honors awarded to him by the local government in Kyushu.

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Japanese Sexy Race Queen Girls

To celebrate the Tokyo Motor Show currently running in the Tokyo Bay area, we wanted to introduce readers to a real Japanese tradition: the Race Queen.

The local equivalent of “pit babes” and a cynical promotional tool that no one complains about, the Race Queen can be found posing next to a race car while it is being serviced between circuits. Motor shows and other trade events also often employ similiar hot ladies to pout next to a booth but generally are more clothed than the archetypal race queen.

Soft on Demand has in the past supplied JAV porn stars for some events, and idols and celebrities who started off as race queens include Naoko Iijima, Chisato Morishita, MILF Aya Sugimoto, and the lovely Miho Yoshioka.

If checking out a race queen every day is your thing, we recommend you look at the Circuit Tokei, an online clock website with a hot race queen holding up the time for you!

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Erika Sawajiri returns to acting

She’s back. The stuck-up pouty lady. The sexy haafu. The one and only, Erika Sawajiri has returned to acting. After her singing career could have hardly have been called a success, Erika has decided to go back to something she was quite good at.

It’s not quite her glory days of yore, when she was offered major acting roles but it’s a (re)start. Her new drama will be shown on the mobile phone television channel, Bee TV, marking her first acting role in four years after her ignominious exit from the Japanese entertainment world.

The drama tells the story of two characters with contrasting personalities of the same woman (pictured above). Both parts are played by Erika, a lady not unfamiliar with mood swings herself!

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Tenga Flip Hole Silver & Red Coming Soon!

As if releasing the reversible Tenga 3D a few months ago wasn’t enough for one calendar year, Tenga has gone back to its mega hit, the Flip Hole, to produce two ALL NEW versions!

Gentlemen, your Christmas list is already complete: Behold, the Flip Hole Silver and the Flip Hole Red!

The Flip Hole Red has the same flip-open casing which makes it easy to apply lube and also clean the toy. The unique internal design will wrap itself around you from all directions with a “grind rib” and “scrum brush” after you have slid yourself in.

Inside you feel the densely packed of “tight brush” nubs stroking your member, providing dozens of miniature stimulations and softly sensual explosions.

The Silver is a different creature. Like sensual crystals, the edges inside are “sharp”! They won’t cut you but they ARE going to provoke tingles and lots of tight squeezing.

There are lots of different zones to explore inside the Silver: The “Cross Head” tickles; the “Winding Rib” section will make you twist as you enter; “Wing Edge” gives a tight squeeze from the side; “Shaky Wave” and “Star Solid” provide varied up-and-down stimulating curves.

A geometrically crafted masterpiece of stimulating contours: The Flip Hole Silver proves there can be something more precious than gold after all.

Both the Tenga Flip Hole Red and Flip Hole Silver are now available on pre-order from KanojoToys. Set your calendars for December 22nd!

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