Sometimes it seems that every TV show and every advertisement in Japan features a haafu (half-Japanese, half something else person).
Well, yes, but a lot of these are fairly banal, plain people whose only real talent is having slightly larger eyes and more ambiguous skin. However, I want to introduce you to the haafu who put the “sex” back into “sexy”.
Drum roll please. We now present The Top Sexiest Haafu Ladies!
Melody Yoko (b. 1988)
Half Irish American. Not sure if she is a model, actress, singer or what. But she looks damned fine.
Erika Sawajiri (b. 1986)
The most mis-behaved celebrity and stuck-up lady in the land.
Maria Ozawa (b. 1986)
The top porn star in Japan. Half Canadian. She has her own masturbator. Need we say more?
Jun Hasegawa (b. 1986)
Born in America and her pa is an Indian American (not American Indian, if you see what I mean).
Jessica Michibata (b. 1984)
Half-Argentinian and girlfriend of a F1 driver. Lucky bastard. The good news is she has sisters.
Crystal Takigawa (b. 1977)
The thinking man’s crumpet.
Meisa Kuroki (b. 1988)
Half Okinawan, half
Brazilian South American something: Meisa has a dark streak that we love.
Kiko Mizuhara (b. 1990)
Not sure if she qualifies as haafu as her parents are America and Korean-Japanese (Zainichi), Kiko has lived in Japan much of her life and we aren’t complaining!
Here’s something we don’t often talk about on TokyoKinky — newhalf (nuhaafu) or transgenders!
“Otoko no Ko” (男の子) means “boy” but if written with a different kanji character (男の娘) it has a whole new meaning. It essentially is boys dressing up as girls but it’s a whole world of specialist bars, cafes, magazines, manga comics, online shops and more!
A mix between cosplay culture and full-on crossdressing and transgender lifestyle, it’s also men young and old. After all, Japan already has its fair share of soushoku danshi (herbivore men), the name given to metrosexual boys, so it’s really only a small jump to being an Otoko no ko.
Don’t forget there can also be futanari, which is used to describe girls with cocks! That can literally or could be a strap on. Taro likes it when I try this out! Us girls also know how to play around with gender.
Now there’s an onahole which replicates the sensation of sex with an Otoko no ko. It has luscious breasts and body, but also a large, erect cock. Yep, this has ambiguity written all over it! This is reflected even in the name, with its question mark: the Otoko no ko? Shemale Onahole.
It celebrates the androgynous gray areas in Japanese sexual subcultures and turns it into a very pleasurable masturbator. Taro was pumping away into it and he told me it feels just like the best kind of tight anal experience.
My only job now is to get him back to giving ME that attention, whether I’m dressed as a boy or a girl!
The joy of the internet is that it makes us all equal. Long live the online democracy: now anyone can be a star thanks to YouTube et al.
North America has Justin Bieber. Japan has… well, a more interesting case study. One local example has been the orbital rise of Eririka Katagiri, a young lady who utilized Japanese video streaming site Nico Nico Douga to make herself famous.
A man has been arrested for pimping out teenaged girls via a deai internet website. So-called deai sites (“encounter” websites) are portals for meeting up with young ladies, often platforms for enjo kosai (dates with cash rewards) or open prostitution.
This time one man was calling the shots and had several underage girls on the site working for him. Atsuo Yoshinari (27) was a former host living in Shinjuku who, along with his two fellow arrested chums, admits the charges of prostituting a 17-year old girl. The fatal incident came in a love hotel in north Tokyo in June where the teenager was paid 20,000 yen (about $260) by a 41-year old company employee to have sex.
The police estimate that Yoshinari and co have prostituted out multiple girls under 25 from September last year to October this year to some 1,500 men! Each time the fee was around 20,000 yen, with sales of around 30 million yen (nearly $400,000). Hey, when your economy’s in recession, shouldn’t this kind if industry be praised?!
The problem came when the central girl’s mother became suspicious and found out in June, thus bringing to an end the promising financial enterprise.
The reason why Yoshinari will likely be jailed, though, is not so much that what he did was “wrong” in Japan but because he wasn’t registered as a “delivery health” (a legal euphemism for a call girl service). If you register and no doubt also pay off the yakuza you are probably safe!
Take a beautiful Japanese female artist and it’s always going to be a fun day out.
Then she starts to make a series of beguiling, sensual images of hot Japanese female models, actresses and celebrities for magazines, adverts and exhibitions, and you have a truly great combination, popular with men and women alike.
That’s what Asami Kiyokawa does, working with the likes of AKB48‘s Atsuko Maeda and Yuko Oshima, and Yoko Maki, Masami Nagasawa and Asami Mizukawa.
A lot of CG work goes into the final images, transforming the beautiful women into peacocks, forest settings, or decorating them with pearls and other surreal ornaments.
Her current collection, Bijo Saishu (“Beauties Collection”), is now on exhibition in Mito, Ibaraki, and it’s no wonder that the exhibition catalogue has been selling so well!
Right, time for an, ahem, hands-on report on a great new sex aid toy that only the Japanese could come up with.
Just slip on the Woman’s Touch Glove to turn your own hand into one that replicates the sensation of having a delicate J-girl giving you a handjob.
You can be right- or left-handed: There’s a different glove for whichever you are. It slips on smoothly and transforms your hand into something much more slender and feminine than your tired, usual grip.
And, you know those sexy, slutty Shibuya girls with the elaborate, bling fake nails? Well, if that’s your thing — and BOY, they do have a good grip, I can attest to that — then you can add some fake nails yourself to the Woman’s Touch Glove so that it feels like one of the ladies is giving your member a damned good tug.
It was just the other day that we blogged about sexy singer Takako Uehara getting her knickers in a twist about being accused of mafia links.
Is any sexy celebrity in Japan safe from the shadow of the mob? It seems not. Now it’s the turn of Erika Sawajiri, long a troubled and tempestruous celebrity. Erika is still a mere sprig of a gal at 25 but has already retired from the entertainment industry and returned once. But now a magazine has dug up and published photos of an 18-year old Erika in a Roppongi club with an allegedly yakuza-connected guy.
Half French, half Japanese, Erika was also pictured in the VIP room with the suspicious character alongside sexy celebrity Mayuki Iwasa. Now THAT would have been a sweet threesome.
No stranger to publicity stunts, Erika has also been revealing an ironic side with a recent TV commercial pocking fun at her tantrums and stroppy personality.
What is one of the most bizarre porno situations you can think of? Plenty, right? Well, here’s one that I never imagined possible and it truly happened.
A Japanese porn company took a sweet, innocent Japanese girl in school uniform, dumped her in LA with no money or help, and told her to seek shelter with the homeless. The tramps were happy to take the cute lass in and she repaid them in the only way she knew…All filmed for the cameras of course!
World Homeless: LA Slum Big Cock Tramp & Japanese Girl is the resulting porn film, running a mammoth three hours. After all, there are a lot of homeless in LA!
And then, after this remarkable cinéma vérité style semi-documentary, the girl indulges in a three-way interracial epic outdoor session on top of a car with a black man and blonde girl. That’s what I call building international relations.
Presented by Tokyo Kinky