The 3D fad seems to have come and gone, but enough about trying to making things look better for your eyes. What about down there?
Yeah, I don’t care if the aliens or explosions are coming out of the screen. If my head isn’t getting action from the hot girl on celluloid, then I’m not a happy bunny. Well, it seems that my plight is not unique!
There’s a whole new series of masturbator onahole toys that come with a DVD of a Japanese porn star. But that’s not all, the onaholes have been designed to replicate the pussy of the JAV actress: You can fuck her while watching her on your screen!
Including lots of sexy favorites like Mitsu Amai and Aya Fujii, many also have love juice lotion made from regenerated vaginal fluids direct from the stars themselves. James Cameron, if you think you are creating landmarks with your CGI epics, think again. You don’t need big budgest; all you need is some real sensorial stimulation to keep audiences super happy.
But he hasn’t just been in so many because he is a long-timer. No, he only started when he was 60 and so in fact he has starred only in films made for Japan’s rapidly aging population’s tastes. That this has spawned such a vast library of titles shows the thirst the oldies have for watching someone their own age going at it.
Tokuda is a grandfather — his name is a stage name but his daughter apparently still found out — and he has been married to his wife for over 40 years.
“She occasionally suggests it’s about time I quit, but we have never argued about it. As long as I don’t bring up the subject and treat it more like a hobby, I can get away with it. But I have never breathed a word to my son.”
The market for “silver porn” has doubled in ten years and is now about 20% of Japan’s 3,000 porn films made per year, worth 100 billion yen ($1.3 billion). Makes sense when you learn that 20% of the population is over 65.
We’ve also read of love dolls being available to “rent” in empty apartments and that customers are often older men, looking to satisfy needs in a way that is more barrier-free and private!
The films Tokuda stars in are clearly about fulfilling older men’s fantasies. He usually acts with much younger women, so the viewers can get to hope that one day their youthful care workers will provide some extra services.
Keen-aged readers will spot Tokuda as the man on the cover of the “silver porn” title we introduced recently.
Singer and model Takako Uehara (28) is suing the editors of a for 30 million yen ($400,000) after claims it made in an article about disgraced comedian Shinsuke Shimada.
Shimada famously had to resign after allegations that he has had long connections to the yakuza — it’s well known that the whole entertainment industry in Japan is in cahoots with the mafia — and Shimada, no stranger to scandals, was made an example of (probably so he could go and do other things, including reportedly hoping to enter politics!).
In the September article in the Bungeishunju (a quite high-brow publication), Uehara was also identified as another celebrity with yakuza connections and that she often drinks at a bar in Nishi-Azabu in Tokyo where gangsters go. Takako claims that though she once made a TV show about the establishment she is not a customer.
Okinawa-born Takako is famous for being a member of sort-of successful girl band SPEED and posing semi-nude when she was very young. Now she fronts the odd TV show and ad campaign.
Following scandals with drugs — including another one recently where she fled abroad for a while — H-cup idol Minako Komukai (小向美奈子) shows no sign of giving up.
After losing her job through telling the truth about the industry (that idols have to have sex to progress into the mainstream entertainment world), previously she turned from idol to stripping, with a very enthusiastic reception. Then she went the soft core root and appeared in some cheesy light BDSM-themed sex DVDs.
Now she has really thrown her towel in with the big girls. Soft on Demand (SOD) has just released her porn debut, the appropriately titled Dangerous Stripper, and apparently it is selling bucketloads already.
No doubt helped by the scandals and publicity, it’s great to see a gal picking herself via the helping hand of JAV and the wallets of the local male consumer.
Economic conditions can have unexpected results.
Any nighttime wanderer up Shibuya’s Dogenzaka, passing the eateries, convenience stores and family restaurants, may have been approached by woman — not usually the youngest — asking if they want a “massage”. Of course, this actually means a handjob or blow job, or maybe even full service. They hang around in small groups; sometimes a sleazy pimp is nearby.
The fact that they are even asking white foreigners shows that the recession is taking its toll. And I’ve always loved that the police station is in full sight and no one does a thing. These ladies, after all, are no working solo but have the protection of an, ahem, larger organization.
Of course, you can tell from their faces and accents that these ladies are Chinese or Korean. Most Japanese prostitutes — even call girls and full-service ladies — don’t hang around on street corners, since strictly speaking the full deal is illegal (hence why and soaplands sex parlors can be in such plain sight, as they officially do not offer penetration). You are taking a risk by being out in the open and anyway, it’s surely not pleasant anyway to screw salarymen all day, let alone advertising that you do it.
The Koreans are now said to be outnumbering the Chinese, since the strong yen is attracting woman hoping to make a fortune in the land of the rising currency.
Brokers in the peninsular bring the woman over on tourist visas, valid for ninety days. Korean police (the Japanese ones apparently aren’t interested!) recently investigated one broker who is said to have brought in over ten thousand women.
The brothels and fuzoku around Ugusuidani, an area in northeast Tokyo famed for its gazillion love hotels and sex parlors, apparently employs the most Koreans. The broker rents a small building — presumably in connection with the yakuza — and there his “staff” share accommodation.
After undergoing “tests” with Japanese men and building up a “profile”, they then work the streets or in a fuzoku. The woman typically take a forty percent cut of the cost of a session. Seems like they might make a sweet profit but remember, they have to pay back the broker’s costs: air far, board, phone rental, photography, maybe even plastic surgery. They are often in debt by several thousands of dollars. Lured by ads telling them they can earn up twenty thousand dollars a month, in fact it’s far, far less. They are in short, the unsung, unnoticed laborers supporting the Japanese recession.
They say that too much gaming is bad for you and there could be some truth to that.
At least, if you are using a gaming site for rather different purposes to winning the next level on a beat ‘em up.
Kanagawa police have arrested Masahiro Odakura, 24, on charges of child prostitution. Odakura worked as a press operator in ‘burbs land, Saitama.
Perhaps eager to escape the boredom of arguably Japan’s dullest prefecture, he allegedly in June he had sex with a high school girl — at the time a mere, ripe 16 — in a love hotel. He paid the lady 10,000 yen, or around $130.
Here’s the interesting thing. He met her not through a deai “encounter” site, kami-machi site, online forum, or any of the usual means of enjo kosai. (Salarymen used to just be able to meet students waiting outside stations.) He used Mobage, one of the most popular social media in Japan and actually a gaming portal. He met the student online last December and they exchanged mails, eventually leading six months later to the alleged incident.
It’s strange because it was only a few months ago that we were reporting on how social media was helping to “save” Japan against prostitution. How fickle the internet is!
Presumably he was caught because the young lady in question went to the police. His excuse to the police? “I like younger girls.” Well, I reckon that should be a perfectly valid excuse in court, don’t you?
Across the water in the Korean peninsular, it seems that even in the world’s most secretive state eros is playing her part in the revolution.
In some North Korean cities there are bars for leading labor and public safety body officials. However, these aren’t just any boring drinkery. The female staff strip for the chiefs and recently there are even female university students who are willing to sell themselves so that they have the money to afford mobile phones.
According to informed sources north of the border, last year in Pyongyang, a man took marijuana and then had group sex with girls. In North Pyongan province , close to the Chinese border, there are annually around 100 cases of prostitution. And those are just the ones the authorities know about!
There are stories of people being arrested for re-creating foreign porn movies and filming themselves. In March the North Korean police arrested perpetrators making and selling porn featuring girls in their twenties and thirties.
The porn apparently sells for ten times the monthly salary of an average worker. To combat the rise of pornography the government reformed the laws in 20009 so that importing, holding or distributing it can be punishable by between five and ten years’ forced labor. But the penalties are not having much effect.
I tell you what, I can’t wait to get my hands on some North Korean porn! Apparently there is one sold in Japan called “The Degradation of the Republic”.
Judging by the people’s republic’s traffic wardens (see above), I reckon those girls would be right goers!
Here’s a round-up of some fun and funky hentai porn or otherwise just weird kinky Japanese adult movies…
Japan is a country that is rapidly aging. Is it any surprise that people want to watch folk their own age going at it? These adorable two are in their seventies! Watch out for Maria Ozawa when she gets on a bit.
Now, I’ve heard of toilet fetishes. Golden shower. Sex on the toilet. In the bathroom. The usual suspects. But sex WITH a toilet? This one was new even for me. Yes, it’s the “human toilet” porno.
Us j-girls are famously hairy down there. But did you know we can be hairy right the way around THERE too?!
A good ol’ favorite: Eel sex.
And tentacle rape is of course a classic Japanese pornographic trope. It can get a bit sci-fi, though.
If you’re scared of creepy crawlies, you might want to stay clear of the cockroach porn subgenre.
And you can never have too much of a good thing, can you?
We all like beer and we all like girls. Despite feminism and more sophisticated advertising methods, it’s been the custom of Japanese beer companies to pick a pretty girl every year, and stick her in swim wear holding a beer on beach.
The bikinis seem to have disappeared in the last few years, though bars and restaurants often still display the older, tantalizing posters. I think this reflects the more sombre tone of recessionist Japan or could it be that feminism is finally penetrating the ad agencies?
Buxom, cheerful and smiling…that’s the way a drinking man apparently wants his lady (and his beer).
It’s time to celebrate this through-back to days of lore, when girls and booze could turn products into bestsellers.
First up, Haruka Igawa for Asahi Super Dry in 2000.
This is Akiko Kotani for Suntory Malts also in 2000.
Here is Minami Otomo for Sapporo Beer in 2004.
Lastly, Mie Nanamori sells us Suntory in 1997.
There are plenty of older ads and posters, but ones from the Nineties and Eighties are not usually available online in great quality. Sadly the pre-internet days mean that those lovely ladies are consigned to the archives.
Presented by Tokyo Kinky