Japan’s parking lots are pretty cool, especially the tower ones that take cars up for storage in cool elevator machines.
It seems it’s a competitive business as the owners are now getting imaginative. So much so that Osaka’s Nipponbashi has come up with a novel scheme to attract young male drivers. We’ve heard of maid cafes. Now we have a maid parking lot!
Usually these tower parking lots feature a old gent or other member of staff to help guide your car in and onto the right place to be taken upstairs (you get out of the car of course). But the team greeting you at “Maid Parking Moeria” are all dressed as maids. The girls even have their own blogs.
Akiba, eat your heart out! Osaka’s maids are ahead of you! There are several ladies who work on different days to encourage you to park your car regularly no doubt. And how much nicer it must be to told how to park your car by a young lass in a costume!
Being Tokyoites (hence this blog’s name!) we spotted the car park on this blog and plan to make our own trip over there in the near future.
Judging from this video, they don’t have a problem with patrons filming them either!
Koonago is small person porn. And I mean, small. So small that the girl can literally become part of a meal. So small that she can “ride” your giant cock, hanging from it like an insect. It’s toy girl porn.
Needless to say, koonago is a niche fetisch and the material seems to just be manga and anime, as far I can tell. The name comes from a type of fish and I reckon likely draws some inspiration from Alice in Wonderland.
I recently discovered this for the first time (though it’s not so new) and just had to share it with you as yet another example of how innovative and different things can be over here. I mean, I’ve heard of using a microscope in sex but not just to view your girlfriend in the first place!
Probably the biggest cache of online shrinking woman porn is this “Koonago Factory”, a site dedicated to manga pictures of the fetisch. As its author explains: “I like tiny woman. Meaning of tiny woman isn’t children, doll and fairy. I like normal size woman shrinks to doll size suddenly.”
It’s from that site’s Toyogrub’s extraordinary resources that I’ve taken the bulk of these images. Some verge on the “cruel”, with girls screaming while being devoured, some even by non-humans! Certainly gives new meaning to eating your girl out…
Megumi is happy about the fact that a femdom sub-niche of koonago involves the men shrinking down to miniature size, to be swallowed by women, exploring then their insides and finally of course leaving via their orifices.
Even better, though, looking through the annals of shunga it seems that even back in ancient Japan there was a lust for this kind of porn! Hey, it’s traditional so it must be good!
AKB48, eat your heart(s) out!
Marshmallow 3D are the new sexiest idol group in town. They even let you have a fondle of their breasts!
While the AKB48 meet-and-greet sessions with their fans regularly descend into chaos (fans not interested in certain group members, others not wanting to let go after shaking the hand of the idol), I reckon this kind of idea could be even more disastrous.
They’re letting people have a good grope on television, for a price, naturally…Certainly is a little bit more 3D than the likes of Avatar managed!
Amazingly this was not just gratuitous misogyny. This was for a good cause! It was part of the “Erotics Save the Earth” porn-themed telethon event on August 21 to raise awareness of the need for condoms in our hours of fun. AIDS and other STDs are on the increase in Japan and these gals are here to remind us.
Apparently last year there was a “Handjob Goddess”, live auctions of used underwear, and more!
Geeky white guys can get hot Japanese girls (or at least, their panties). It’s official. And adidas can help you do it!
Here’s the tip for all you guys out there: Get yourself some adidas running shoes and prepare to lift the skirts of hot Japanese girls just by moving past them.
This is actually causing some controversy at the moment, with many viewers feeling (and commenting online) that the ad is degrading, sexist and all those things.
It’s notable that it is a geeky-looking white guy and a very hot Japanese idol (Yurika Kurozawa, for those interested), who then giggles and looks coy but amused by the experience.
Hey, I say…at least it’s better than the old guys just groping their way through the crowded commuter trains like they usually do!
So-called panchira is a big craze here, with whole website and porn fetishes being born out of a glimpse of the usually hidden hallowed panties. (And we know what lengths people go to in order to get their hands on such panties!)
There is also the iPhone and Android app PUFF!, which allows you to blow up the skirts of a hot girl. It’s been downloaded some 120 thousand times! Clearly there is a need out there for this kind of, ahem, activity…
Face with a male population overworked and too stressed for sex, or so-called “herbivore” soushoku danshi (草食系男子) guys who care more about shopping than pussy — is it any wonder that local ladies are seeking solace…in each other’s arms?!
That’s the rumor!
I just read that lesbian OLs (“office ladies”, i.e. the girls who slave away in Japan’s air-conditioned, anonymous offices) are on the increase, according to employees at love hotels. And of course they see ALL of society pass through their doors.
Says one employee:
I’ve been working here for 15 years and in the last 5 the number of women coming into the hotel has been increasing. To get these kinds of customers lots of hotels have even been offering 30%-off “ladies’ day” discounts. Even my hotel does that twice in a month and in the daytime the rooms are always filled with housewife couples or university student couples!
Cleaning up after these lesbian ladies is also, ahem, special:
There is always a real “sex smell” in the air. There are lots of tissues thrown away with gel on them. And there are pubes all over the tissues. Recently there are increasing cases of things being left behind, like vibrators. I’m really surprised. It’s seems men today are good for just sperm and that’s it!
So be careful guys! Unless you work harder romantically these lovely ladies are going to turn away from you completely!
That said, there is an almost total absence of lesbian figures in the media. While openly gay men are finally on the increase in mainstream society — including the election of a gay male politician recently — many people here still find lesbianism an enigma.
The playwright, director and actress, Junko Emoto, has stated in writing that she could be regarded as a lesbian, though her “coming out” was pretty ambiguous. Of course, one look at her and a westerner could likely guess her sexuality at any rate. Not quite Jodie Foster but it’s a start, I guess…
Man, I can’t BELIEVE I missed this!
To promote the global release of the Tenga 3D, the new designer masturbator, Tenga held a special exhibition — Tenga 3D Museum of Art — in Harajuku, central Tokyo, to celebrate the art of the world’s most stylish adult toy.
It included photos and exhibits from photographer Nobuyoshi Araki, film director Hiroyuki Kado, designer Keisuke Takahashi, and artist Noboru Tsubaki. The works featured suitably stylishly erotic images of dancers like Kim Ito, all holding one (or more!) of the five varieties of the new Tenga 3D.
Unfortunately it ran for two days only! I reckon this shows what an enlightened place Japan is — that a sex toy can be taken as seriously as art, can hustle up the collaboration of major photographers and artists, and hold a big exhibition to promote itself. Any western country would see massive protests outside immediately!
Still, if like me you couldn’t make it to the show, you can always check out the real thing instead, now available for discerning men across the world!
Here’s a neat video showing how this new reversible Tenga works…
Feeling in need for something a bit more exotic?
I’m a great fan of fusion food and this extends to where I put my you-know-what. I love to explore the insides of a haafu (half) whenever I get the chance. Girls who are half something, half another are actually double! Double the sexiness, double the fun. Something about these Japanese international ladies seem to ignite the excitement of all local (and foreign) men.
Take Maria Ozawa, Jessica Michibata, Jun Hasegawa, Erika Sawajiri…they take the best parts of both their races for a hybrid female look guaranteed to get you hard (okay, you do get tarento like Becky with faces like a blank piece of paper, but let’s not dwell on exceptions).
Well, I just mentioned Maria and yes there are PLENTY of haafu in Japanese porn too. One newbie on the scene is half-Brazilian, half-Japanese stunner Sarah (it’s common for these mixed-race gals to stick with the one name).
Take my word for it, this girl is hot. She has all the best qualities: sweet and intelligent-looking; voluptuous body and breasts; slim waist. She’s only been in the industry since the end of 2010 but has already churned out numerous titles, and is on her way to being the next Maria Ozawa!
Her fame and new status is now cemented by her own Meiki Onahole! Like the others in the series, the masturbator is based on Sarah’s own glorious pussy and comes with its own special lotion.
As I type this I am lubing myself up. There’s nothing like the 3D experience of watching Sarah in action while showing her some action with your own hand! Take that, James Cameron!
Sometimes I don’t get Japan at all. And it’s my own country.
So-called “sexless” relationships are a big problem here. There are marriages up and down the land where no fucking is happening between man and wife. And it’s not just the middle-aged. Even the youngsters aren’t up to as much as they should be.
This is bad news for condom makers. One contraception manufacturer has said that its sales of condoms is just 60% of what it was 30 years ago. Personally, though, knowing a lot of chums, I reckon it’s the local perchant for not using a condom and ending it all with a glorious bukkake shot to the face. Be careful, STDs are rife here!
Either way, with such uncertain business prospects, local condom companies have to be more enterprising. That’s what Fuji Latex Co., Ltd. has been up to! They have started up a whole new section of products, making chilled pillows!
With the humid summer — made even worse by the need to save electricity in the wake of Fukushima et al — people have been scrambling to get their hands on this pillow product it seems!
I’d personally prefer if Fuji Latex and its condom cohorts instead took the streets to encourage people and remind them about the joys of sex. I mean, just look around you! There are hot girls everywhere you turn. I know how I’d like to cool down..but I’d also like to turn up the heat first!
What can ladies do to persuade their hard-working man to do the business for them? Well, I read a recent survey of 500 wives in their forties. Only 30% had had sex in a month. Their tips to keep the sensual sparks active included to change positions each time, to have baths together, and even to watch porno.
Hey, if you’re really stuck for someone to fill those shoes…just come round to my house, ladies!
Japan has love hotels, sex shops, adult goods…It’s an erotic paradise. But this is all carefully pigeonholed. Anyone who’s watched mainstream TV here will immediately notice how boring it is. No sex, no nudity, no controversy. Yeah, it’s pretty boring except for the occasional cute presenter.
Well, one such cute lady got herself into some trouble earlier this year.
A picture of Miku Natsume giggling while holding up a box of condoms (Exhibit A on the left), seemingly while lying on a futon with the photographer, led to the sweet gal being sacked from her conservative broadcaster.
What’s that all about? Having sex is bad? Having sex with contraception is something to be punished? Hell, she wasn’t even nude. It wasn’t as if she had a threesome! And there are countless other idols and actresses out there who have done very sexy shoots or even fully nude ones, yet they still appear on TV. It seems, if it’s sexy stuff for a magazine shoot or a photo book, then that’s okay. Anything private means your career can be ruined.
Sadly, it seems Miku’s ex-boyfriend sold the pic to a tabloid. What a jerk. He should be grateful he got to screw such a beautiful girl. If it ended badly, just live with your memories. Don’t destroy her dreams. Currently a Google image search of her name brings up for the most part just that sad picture over and over again.
Ah, it’s tough being a lady in Japan.
Okay, well Miku is a cutie so there was never a chance of her just disappearing for good. She’s now a free agent and is back on TV.
I heard about this and got excited (Tadashi was even more over the moon), though I was a bit taken aback when I saw what show she was making her comeback in…It’s a late night program called Angry new party, co-fronted by Japan’s most famous cross-dresser, Masako. Yes, that’s the giant large, very man-like, ahem, lady.
Well, at least there is little chance of her being tempted to climb back into bed with someone untrustworthy again for a while!
Imagine learning the date every day by having it literally drawn onto a sexy girl.
Nyotai Goyomi is my new favorite toy. It sends you a photo every day to your iPhone or Android phone of a new girl!
The name means “girl’s body calendar” (女体暦) and the sharp-eyed among you will recognize the first part from semi-mythical nyotai-mori, where apparently people eat food off nature girls. (Spoiler alert: This probably never happens except in gaijin fantasies!)
Each month has a new theme — nurse, school girl, kimono etc — but tattoos are always sexy, right?
J-girls with tattoos are not as common as the west and there certainly aren’t so many celebrities sporting skin art.
In fact, it *can* be a good mark of a slutty girl if you see one with a tattoo (irezumi), so they can ironically function like a beacon for guys looking to get laid.
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