We all know that working for certain companies nets you some pretty great perks and a really great benefits package. Working for one of the leading masturbation production companies in the world actually benefits your package.
Among our many dealings with Tenga over the years we have found, much like many others, that it is just a great product. What we hadn’t found out until recently is that if you work for them, you get free onaholes in your benefits package. Of course the amount of onaholes and how you get them out of the office without getting busted by your co-workers is not written on the recruiting form, but that’s pretty amazing.
I admit, I too get a few perks here and there to test out new products for Kanojo Toys, but that’s just a few testers a year, these guys get their own annual supply of onaholes. I guess it’s no wonder that in the short time since its inception, a company of only 21 people makes upwards of 15 million US dollars a year. I would attribute that to all the happy workers around the office. As for the rest of us, we’ll just have to keep supporting your free fun sessions by getting Tenga onaholes the old fashioned way. Sent directly to our houses via the internet. Where better to do that than Kanojo Toys.
We would also like to let everyone know that due to the tragedy in Northern Japan, Tokyo Kinky is going to be donating 5% of all purchases to relief efforts in Sendai. Please keep those folks in your thoughts right now. Thanks for helping out.
In the wake of the events of the earthquake on Friday, everyone here at Tokyo Kinky sends our deepest condolences to the victims of the disaster. I have checked in with all of our staff and everyone is safe and sound. Due to the somber state of many around the world at the moment I thought the adorable Niwa Mikiho might brighten your day if not only for a few minutes.
This adorable 21 year old was once a singer and the yellow ranger in the 34th Super Sentai series (the actual name of the Power Rangers here in Japan).
She was also once part of Nicomono from the Hello! Project, the same management company which takes care of the once great Morning Musume.
Enjoy this youngster’s fantastic body and shining smile to bring a bit of young Japanese sex appeal to your day.
Creator and marketing mad scientist behind AKB48, Akimoto Yasushi, was quoted as saying, “The least popular members are holding us back and we need to get rid of them.” due to the less than stellar turn out for Oku Manami’s graduation announcement event.
Of course you know Atsuko Maeda, Tomomi Itano and Yuko Ohshima. He’s not talking about them. He’s talking about the huge chorus of unknowns behind them who do little more than create a cheerleader effect that gets so many otaku hearts fluttering.
Upon hearing this news, quite a few of the “unpopular members” as they are referred to, said they would rather quit than be cut, and many have moved themselves straight up the list and next to “graduate”.
Akimoto, the man and not the hot captain of Team K Sayaka Akimoto, used the concept of “meeting real idols daily” when he started AKB48. With that in mind, the AKB theater was opened in Akihabara and AKB shows can been seen daily there. As one could imagine, with a daily show the heavy hitters of AKB’s supple line up won’t be in attendance, so it takes these less popular members to keep the day to day business afloat.
The other problem being if the “unpopulars” all decide to leave at once, that leaves no room for the headliners to move on and graduate as they move on to other projects. In order to try and counter this kind of problem, at the most recent AKB48 new member auditions more trainees were accepted than usual and seem to be rushing through their “initiation” of sorts. Once they are full fledged members, the next in line to graduate can start to leave.
Aside from a few very dedicated fans, does a large changing of the guard have that much affect on the rest of us? Sorry, but no. We can still watch the “Heavy Rotation” video with the girls in their lingerie and the sound turned down as we try to guess who the next Riko Yamaguchi is. Sorry girls, I hardly knew you…because you were basically backdrop.
In Yokohama a Junior High School teacher has been taking care of the members of his after school club a little too well.
After one of his students hurt herself during practice after school, the teacher got her cell phone number and email address to check up on her. From there he began to mail her about the injury and other things using the guise of caring to get closer to her. It was reported that the teacher started showing her favoritism and even kissed her during school.
The teacher also allegedly took her to his car during break time and used his hands to check on the status of her injury, and her breasts. As of yet, the teacher has yet to be disciplined by the police but he lost his job. I’m not sure how he’s not behind bars yet, but his time is coming soon. Why can’t he just fantasize using the legal girls wearing school girl outfits like the rest of us? Well, I guess it just isn’t enough for him.
Former Morning Musume leader finally gets the hot meat she’s been craving.
Aside from wanting the hot meat I would be more than happy to give her, I’m talking about her beloved yakiniku, a type of delicious cook it yourself barbecue made popular in Korea with pork and brought to Japan in beef form. On February 26th, which also happens to be her birthday, the leggy pop idol opened up her very own yakiniku restaurant Mikitei.
The name being a play on words on her own nickname, Mikkity, which is also a play on words of her name. Very witty indeed. Some wonder why her loving husband didn’t stop her from using the ridiculous name. But as a comedian, when one of his biggest tag lines is yelling out, “Mikittyyyyyyyy!!!” it would make sense to not have him stop her. So the better solution would be to loose the unfunny joke of a husband, keep the yakiniku restaurant, and I’ll help you rename it. Something along the lines “Just Enough Beef”. I have wild fantasies, but I’m not a liar. I’ll let you know how the food is when I run the idea by her.
Which of these barely legal Japanese Idols would you pick to bark for you?
That’s the theme for the new Wonda coffee campaign staring our favorite future porn stars. The rules are simple. When you buy a Wonda coffee, remove the campaign sticker and go to the website and “place your bets” on a roulette wheel full of, you guessed it, the AKB48 girls. If you choose the correct girl, she will say “wan wan!” (woof woof) and you win a dog strap for your cellphone (lame) and a limited edition AKB Wonda coffee with a picture of one of the members on the can.
The winning girl changes every morning at 8am and if you want more chances at getting your limited edition AKB Wonda coffee, you just have to buy more coffee. Can you get Wonda coffee outside of Japan? Unfortunately, no. I’ll give it a shot and let you guys know if I won. You can have the doggie cell phone strap if you guess right.
After taking a quick browse over at Kanojo Toys I noticed a fun little tidbit about preorders for the all new Tenga Flip Lite US. If you were wondering, the US means a new US size.
With all the great features of the old (smaller) Tenga Flip Lite such as the air release switch and two distinct models in the Melty White and the Solid Black. The Melty White offers a soft and silky feel for a more gentle experience while the Solid Black has a tighter and tougher feel for more of a powerful finish.
Right now, these wonderful miracles of modern science and masturbation are on pre-order over at Kanojo Toys available later this month on March 18th.
I don’t see a reason not to be excited about a Tenga Flip Lite with extra room for the more endowed man. Ok, fine, I know my regular Tenga Flip Lite works just fine. But that’s why I know it works.
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