Adidas announced their new model “Originals” in true Akihabara style last week with maids.
Katou Natsuki appeared first on stage in a blue maid outfit holding the new model in her hand and greeted all the otaku (geeks) in their very own language, “Sorry for making you wait master(s). Natsuki da nyan!” Nyan is the sound a cat makes. When maids take the stage, the otaku watch. When the maids add a meow at the end of their sentence, the otaku “stand” at attention.
Natsuki, who has previously admitted to being a bit of a cosplayer, broke character after her grand entrance and admitted to everyone how embarassed she was. “I even practiced last night in the bath!” The otaku found this more stimulating that the line itself and pushed for the embarassed Katou to say it again.
Flashbulbs continually went off as Katou explained to the audience how to properly wear Adidas in a fashionable way showing the real reason the audience was there, to see maids on stage and creepily take as many pictures as possibly from a safe distance as only we otaku know how to do. Katou then riled up the audience even more telling them about her ideal man and the fact that he doesn’t have to wear a costume, she just wants him to watch as she struts her stuff. Oh yeah, and there were shoes…
Maids tickle your fancy? I never understood the fascination until I had one fully dressed standing in front of me in a love hotel. I guess that’s a story for a different time. In the meanwhile, check out the sexy maid outfits over at Kanojo Toys and make a few fun stories of your own. Stories means have maid sex.
A 25 yr old college student and a 16 yr old schoolgirl used an internet dating site to sap a man’s bank account.
According to Zakzak, the accomplices met on the dating site, got along well and came up with a plan to use the same site to make some extra cash. The high school student was in contact with several different men and targeted in on a 26 year old business man. They met and quickly decided to go to a love hotel. Once inside, the college student entered, forced the businessman down and hand cuffed him. The two accomplices got about ￥20,000 ($220) and then took his ATM card and took another ￥500,000 ($6000) from his bank account.
Now I understand that he was in a sticky situation, but the reports say nothing about weapons. At what point did he tell them his ATM code? The couple was captured and the college student arrested. No word on whether the businessman got back any of his money. But this just goes to show you, if you find a cute high school girl on a dating website, by all means go on the date, but make sure you are the one doing the hand cuffing and don’t let any other guys in the room, unless that’s your thing of course. Who am I to judge.
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After getting a divorce in January, Leah Dizon has taken her daughter and secretly headed back to the United States.
When Yahoo news approached Leah’s talent agency in Japan they confirmed the rumors of the divorce and the move and said Leah is taking some time to raise her daughter in the US. While living there she’ll be will also be polishing up her acting and singing skills for when she returns.
I don’t mean to be mean, but I’m still not sure what exactly she does other than wear close to nothing. As all of you American readers know, no one in the US has ever heard of her aside from a few of her more devoted fans on the internet and from dirty magazines. Yes, I know, she released a few DVDs here in Japan and even tried singing a little, but other than that? Really? She’s working on her craft? I feel like this is the last we’ll be hearing from Leah for a long time, if not ever. She had her 15 minutes of fame in a foreign country, came out of the whole situation with a daughter and MAYBE a little bit of money. Well played Ms. Dizon. Well played.
As Itano Tomomi, of AKB48 fame, embarks on her solo career, she took some time to promote her new single with a live performance.
After performing a few songs, Tomomi took a break to reveal a special prize. Seeing as the event took place just before Valentine’s day, she would give one lucky fan a batch of her very own hand made chocolates. Let’s back up just a second. In Japan, couples and lovers don’t exchange gifts on Valentine’s Day. Ladies give the man of their choice some sweets, usually chocolate. Guys reciprocate with sweets of their own, but not until White Day (March 14th).
Seeing as Tomomi’s hand made chocolates were a very big deal, the crowd erupted and every guy in the place wanted them probably almost as much as they wanted to get in her pants. There was a quiz and a few other games to determine the winner. I personally would just use the chocolates as a bridge into her pants, but that’s just me.
Later, Itano did an interview where she went on to tell everyone that she was very nervous seeing as the rest of the group wasn’t there. Then close friend and well known tranny Haruna Ai came up on stage, gave her some flowers and told a story about how good “Tomochin” smells after she gets out of the shower. Yes, these are the type of things that occur at single release parties in Japan.
She then went on to sing a song with the bubbly transsexual and closed out the show with her single (again). The moral of the story is…ah who am I kidding, she’s hot, and that’s what counts.
Last week we let you guys in on the mind blowing A10 Cyclone masturbator. But little did I know, that powerful cock pleaser got even better. Introducing the Snake Pressure Inner Cup and the It’s Free Inner Cup.
These two attachments give you even more possibilities to polish yourself off in no time or take it easy and make your orgasm that much stronger. The Snake Pressure Inner Cup not only spins around your member driving you to ecstasy, but with the twisted pattern, it shifts and swirls your cock for levels of pleasure you’ve only seen in porn. No lie.
The It’s Free Inner Cup is a little bit different, but also a great addition to this already amazing machine. With the It’s Free Inner Cup, you have more freedom to move yourself around within the cup which allows you to create a different feeling for each orgasm you shoot into this Japanese Jerking device from heaven.
I haven’t tried these two myself yet, but I’m not planning on being disappointed. At current they are in the mail and awaiting all the work they’re going to have to do in my hands and in my pants. Seriously waiting with bated breath.
Hot Japanese pop idol, Fujimoto Miki, shocked that people want pictures of her.
Several days before Valentine’s Day, the ever bubbly and dignified Mikitty was out buying a new laptop computer when she realized two fans snapping pictures of her making the purchase. Instead of approaching the men, she went home and blogged about it according to Ameba.
“It feels really gross to have people take pictures of me from behind shopping racks and bushes out in public. I know you’re there.” commented Fujimoto. “There are many fans that will politely ask to take a picture or to have their picture taken with me. If you meet a celebrity out in public, all you have to do is ask. Let’s take pictures together!”
And with that, Fujimoto Miki was approached by several of her stalkers all at once and that was the last we heard of her. For all you stalkers in training why don’t you check out all the new videos at Japan Bondage for ideas of what to do when your partner get’s back to your place.
Note: I’m not advocating kidnapping, only saying that telling creepers its ok to approach you is not smart and could lead to less than favorable situations. I’ll see you next time you’re out shopping to replace that toaster that just broke Mikitty…
As a little Valentine’s Day present from us here at Tokyo Kinky, I present to you the amazing heart shaped ass of JAV gal superstar Rumika.
I personally hadn’t found this little sex kitten until last year. The reason being that she only made her porn debut 2 years ago when she turned 18. This round-assed tan cock riding goddess has been all over the AV scene ever since and for very good reason.
Although she doesn’t have the titties of some of the AV elite, she more than makes up for it with her thick thighs and phat ass. If you haven’t checked out any of her videos, I HIGHLY recommend taking a look at what she can do. I usually have a hard time lasting through a full scene.
What I wouldn’t give to be this guy…
And if gal (or gyaru) are your thing, why don’t you take a look at the custom molded Rina Aina Onahole over at Kanojo Toys. It’s a tanned Shibuya skank that fits in the palm of your hand. Gal pussy without having to buy an expensive brand name purse? I’m sold!
The folks over at Pop up have brought some internet grumblings to light about Hoshino Aki and her unusual body shape.
This is not the first time they have gone after one of my favorite gravure idols of all time. Just after the beginning of the new year they put out a report about how frighteningly skinny she is. This time, they have gone after her strangely shaped waist, especially when she takes one of her famous body bending poses.
In a recent photo shoot, the pose brought about a slew of comments among message board dwellers everywhere. Such comments as [This is too scary] [Does she have any innards?] [She looks like a deflated ball] and [Dhalsim? (Street Fighter 2 reference)]. The rumor mill has also turned out a story that she may have even had surgery to remove several ribs to appear even thinner. Of course this is only a rumor and the truth is unknown.
The story closes with a question to the publishers as to why they even still use Miss Hoshino. I can think of two pretty big reasons myself, but I’m biased.
When you have a little extra time alone, or even with a lover, look no further than the A10 Cyclone for sensations you’ve got to feel to believe.
After eagerly waiting to try out this lovely piece of modern machinery, I can honestly say I was not disappointed. Far from it in fact. The feeling is almost indescribable. With the length adjustment feature and the cyclone action, I finished in the blink of an eye. If you don’t believe me just take a look at the video to get a better idea of what might happen to your member if it’s in this thing.
I can give all the glowing reviews in the world, but you will all have to decide for yourself. You will not be disappointed with the A10 Cyclone.
The very sexy Yuuki Maomi (a personal favorite of mine) has decided to go nude in An An (a Japanese ladies’ magazine).
As reported by Sanspo, the 30 year old model has decided to do a limited nude photo shoot. I would prefer (as would many others) for her to be fully nude and possibly doing dirty dirty things in the photo shoot, but this is a start.
When asked what she thought of doing the photo shoot she commented about her gravure idol shots in her 20′s. “Even back when I had a 20 year old body, I was very self-conscious about my poses. The one pose I would always try to get away from would be on my hands and knees with my back arched.” I assure you Maomi, none of us think you have anything to worry about.
She also commented on how she had to work very hard to get the “marshmallow body” that appears in the An article. I believe I speak for everyone when I say, that we appreciate all your work and continue to wait for you to get more and more naked as time goes on.
Presented by Tokyo Kinky