Sometimes looking at airbrushed, pristine models all day can get boring, right?
That’s where the Bijin Tokei (Hot Girls Clock) comes in! It’s an online project that tells you the time with boards held up by an ordinary girl. The makers find a new lass every day somewhere in the country and take snaps of her. The photos are on a stream so you get a new picture every minute!
The ladies can be downloaded as an app or are available as a widget for your desktop or blog.
Best of all…there’s even one now with porn stars! In this one they’re not even bothering to hold up the time since that’s hardly the point.
Only a few days the lovely girls of AKB48 were celebrating best-seller status. They have now had two singles in a row selling over 500 thousand couples! That’s a lot of otaku love for the girls!
Now they have become immortalized as a game. It’s definitely not as kinky as we like on this blog, but at least there are pictures of the ladies!
Bandai will release the Ei-awase Ge-mu Donjara AKB48 (絵合わせゲーム ドンジャラ AKB48) in December for two-four players. The game is simple (since idol-loving otaku are not known for their complex tastes) but seductive: match the pictures of the girls and get the whole set!
There are twelve kinds of tiles, based on the top twelve members of the group featured in the fan “election” earlier this year.
[Pics via WalkerPlus.]
Wow, it seems that Japanese men can’t get enough of Chinese pussy. To be precise, Zhang Xiao Yu (aka Choo Shuu U) and her stunning body.
Now fans of her slim body will want to get their hands (and other things) on this Ryuyo Sensation air doll. It’s a blow-up transparent love doll that you insert a handy onacup into, lube yourself up — and then get to work.
As a gal with a full extra pounds (only on my thighs, mind!), I can totally admire Zhang’s figure. She really is a sex pot! For those of you out there who don’t speak Japanese, “ryuyo” means to have a waist like a slender willow. We Japanese can be so poetic when it comes to this kind of thing!
Anyway, Taro is in the bedroom as I type this, pumping away at the doll in preparation for a sensation session…
A series of mousepads made to feel like you are moving your mouse between the generous busts of idol group AKB48′s members has been causing shockwaves through the otaku and idol-loving community.
The mousepads made its first appearances recently at game centers in claw game arcades.
The makers have stopped short at producing all 48 girls, instead just going for the four most popular: Yuko Oshima, Atsuko Maeda, Mariko Shinoda and Tomomi Itano.
We think, looking at pics, that there has been some artistic license taken with the young lasses’ busts, though!
Yuko Oshima seems to be fairly accurate.
[Pic from ScantilyClad]
But this is what Atsuko Maeda’s chest looks like…
[Pic via ScantilyClad]
…and this is the lovely — but hardly busty — Mariko Shinoda as she should be.
[Pic via ScantilyClad]
Demand has been high from the idols’ legions of fans, meaning that supplies to the game centers are currently running low. If you can’t get your hands on a pair (ha ha ha) then you can go online, where the pads are fetching large prices in auctions. A complete set of 4 might cost you 20,000 yen (over $200)!
However, the group’s managers weren’t happy about this and kicked up a fuss. We hope the makers of the mousepads tread carefully. Remember the unemployed guy in his twenties who was arrested last summer for stealing the girls’ mail. And they are meant to be fuming about a former member’s entry into the world of porn! AKB48 is a powerful beast to tackle…
Now we find this video of the photo session — which is even sexier! And there’s not just one foreign man but multiple ones.
It had over 700 thousand views when I looked…and I can see why!
Man, I should totally have thought of this first!!
Brian Ashcroft and Shoko Ueda have written Japanese Schoolgirl Confidential, “a must for anyone curious about the girls that dominate Japan’s pop culture.” Well…I’m more than curious, does that count?!
It might be a bit too analytical for my tastes — it seems to be talking about cultural and fashion symbols etc — and my own re-write would definitely be v. heavy on pictures and photos!
This cute girl can be yours to hold and touch on your iPhone or iPad for just 230 yen (about $2.70)!
The Oniichan app has three characters voiced by Himeko Sakuragawa, Arisu and Miruku Shirayuki respectively.
You have to find the “points” on the screen that open up different kinds of “Oniichan” siutations and responses. Each girl has 100 of these situations. Once you find 80 of them you can start playing with the next character.
It may not quite be as good as Love Plus but I’m still gonna download this one!
We all know about maid cafes. But what about us girls?
Sure, there are host clubs but some of us don’t actually like guys with ridiculous orange hair cuts, up-themselves attitudes — and then paying huge bills for the privilege!
Fear not, there are Otouto Cafe (Little Brother Cafe) for us ladies!
One example is the Cafe B’s Prince, a concept cafe opened last year. The staff are actually girls but dressed as boys. This is basically more a cosplay cafe catering (no pun!) to fujoshi manga fans (um, semi-lesbians who like girls dressed as boys).
There is a whole spate of these dansou cafes (butler cafes). This blog has a good run-down of the ones in Ikebukuro or Akihabara.
I particularly like the Butler Cafe for girls who like to be served by handsome foreign men. Don’t tell Taro!
A new film explores the feelings of war guilt for Japanese people. Caterpillar is about a soldier, haunted by his experiences of torture and rape in China during the war, who returns to Japan a hero…but without any legs or arms.
Though he is torn apart internally by his feelings of guilt for his actions in Asia, he is still very keen of screwing his wife! She obliges like a good woman was expected back then (and still now!), despite the obvious practical difficulties of having sex with a severely disabled man.
The director, Koji Wakamatsu, actually got his break in the industry working for pink films, so it’s no surprise that this is a slightly kinky (and provocative) take on the war trauma for Japanese. (It was also released on the anniversary of the Hiroshima Bomb.)
Considering the movie also stars Shinobu Terajima you can at least expect some realistic sex scenes — she is one of the few Japanese actresses prepared to take her clothes off. (To be fair, though, Terajima has already won a major international award for her performance in this film!)
This week I look at the very appropriately-named Ai (which means “love”)…I am totally in love with this girl…
[Pics from ScantilyClad]
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