Twitter’s a funny little thing. While it’s been hyped up as the Next Greatest Best Thing Ever for sharing information, it’s also been roundly ridiculed for primarily being a way for people to tell the world what they just had for lunch, or that they lost their car keys. Or something like that. Is the world really interested in the day-to-day happenings in the life of…well…everyone?
Well, they should be now. We just blogged about the amazing new Bukkake Generator that makes painting your favorite face as easy as fapping to it. Easier even. In fact, with the new Twitter-app Onatter.jp you can not only tell the world when you start and stop, but keep track of the time for your records. All you need is a Twitter account and you can jump right in!
Every time you start to spank your monkey, you simply push the start button and instantly tweet “onani-nau” (オナニーなう) (=”I’m about to jerk off”). When you’re done, hit the button again and tell the world “fuuuuu” (ふぅ・・・) (=”phew”). It records your exact time, allowing you to brag about your speed or your staying power, whichever is more important in the Twitterverse.
On the website and their Twitter feed you can see all the glorious announcements of success! Of course, with the next version we’d like to see an integration with your PC to show everyone what you’re fapping to, and then a link to the onahole you’re doing it with!
Have you ever been sitting at work and feeling a little, you know, horny? Like, you know, you just wanna send your jiz right onto some hot chick’s face right there and then? Now you can!
It sounds too good to be true but Bukkake Shot.com allows you to load up any image of your choice and then splatter it with cum. No matter what shape or size the lady might be, the “Bukkake Generator” does a great job detecting where the face is — and its aim is certainly better than mine!
The application even moderates the level of bukkake between “normal”, “awesome” and “miracle”…All it takes is three clicks and, coming (excuse the pun) as it does with English translation for all you international users, you might just get addicted!
To show you what it looks like, we bukkaked Maria Ozawa (left) and Saori Hara (right). The results are, as I’m sure you’ll agree, magnificent.
For real bukkake enthusiasts, though, we also recommend the Bukkake Cum Lotion (buy it at Kanojo Toys Shop), 300ml of a concoction that feels and looks like the real thing. If you’re involved in the adult film industry (amateur or pro), this is an incredible time-saver.
This has been exploding like an internet fireball all over the place…Sexy minx Hiroko Mima, aka Miss Japan Universe 2008, has allegedly been caught taking part in a very, very graphic video of hot 3-way sex with a very, very lucky guy. Also featured is Miss Trinidad and Tobago Universe 2008 champion Anya Ayoung Chee…
Needless to say, this video is easily available on a variety of nice streaming sites out there…So enjoy!
On a shopping trip in lovely Akihabara, Tokyo, we came across this wonderful bargain!
We found the panties and bras section, and amused ourselves imagining what cuties could be wearing these for us one day. There were the expected sexy ones…
But, more interestingly, this underwear set for men!
Would you fancy putting this on? We also like how the gentleman on the packaging appears to be wearing the bright pink lingerie over his suit! Now that would get people’s attention on the rush hour train!
As also seen on Asiajin, we have heard about the “Kanojo Camera” (彼女カメラ). Now, any visitor to the KanojoToys online store will be familiar with the word “kanojo” (彼女) and will probably know it means “girlfriend”.
This is an iPhone app that lets you take pictures with not just one — but five virtual girls! We know how Japanese people like to do things in groups and we definitely like this mentality! This being a virtual world you can customize these girls. Change their costumes, faces, hairstyles, sizes…There are 75 images for you to choose from!
A new Japanese movie called Air Doll (空気人形) has been released! We always suspected that it was about time mainstream society took an interest in our ways, and could this be start? And the story, about a man who purchases a sex doll that comes alive — this is sure to appeal to our sensibilities!
We also love the super cute Korean actress, Bae Doona (above), playing the eponymous doll. What’s more, our sources tell us she spends much of the running time au naturel!
Are you free on Saturday November 14? Are you kinky? Then head down to the Christon Cafe in Shinjuku for the Japan Fetish Ball. Asia’s ultimate fantasy party lands in Tokyo for its annual kink fest!
Be sure to go in costume as it’s dress-code only! You can wear SM, Goth, Lolita, cosplay, cyber…all the usual suspects!
See you then!
Presented by Tokyo Kinky