Don’t get too excited, but this thing does get VERY warm. Get the Hole Warmer yourself online from KanojoToys!
We all know about the myths and magic behind Japanese vending machines…it’s not like they haven’t been covered in the media, but what about the sex vending machines? Aside from kid-oriented machines that sell poop toys, actual sex vending machines aren’t exactly front and center in Japan.
In fact, the majority of sex-related vending machines are not in the red light districts of cities, but in the mountains. After all, cities have plenty of sex shops already, but what does the average mountain-dweller do when he needs a dildo, porno, or pair of panties? Your answer is below:
This sex shack is about as far away from your average sex store as possible. This is good, because it’s entirely “staffed” by vending machines dispensing all kinds of goodies. What about the rumored “used panties” that are supposedly in Japanese vending machines? Well, we’ve been in Japan many years and have never seen it once. perhaps it existed once upon a time, but the panties in these machines are as pure and new as the girls we wish had worn them first.
The “cigarette” vendor? Yeah, that’s a creative way to repackage panties for instant sale
Of course, love hotels have their own sex toy vendors, but these customers clearly have sex on their minds and an immediate opportunity to use the good. In the case of this countryside sex video/goods/magazine shack, the carnal desires of even passing motorists can be instantly fulfilled.
This has got to be the most style-conscious masturbator we’ve ever seen. You know how girls often have these mini-mannequins in their rooms that hold their jewelry and can also be dressed up? Yes, I HAVE been in a female’s room before, despite having a significant stock of Flip Holes.
This doesn’t hold your jewelry, but it’s a clever way to hide your onahole by disguising it as an only mildly perverted erotic toy. The Lay-D (product page) comes in three versions, each with a different skin tone and internal hole style, and when she isn’t giving you virtual love she’s sitting on her stand.
It’s your choice whether to clothe her in the included tank top or not, but who would have thought that room decorations could double as male sex toys?
UPDATE: The Tenga Warmer is now online from KanojoToys.com
We’ve just gotten some exclusive shots and diagrams of the coming Tenga Warmer, the powered evolution of the previous Hole Warmer that was a great idea, but wasn’t a great long-term solution. The new Warmer is going to change that by going electric!
Using any onahole or onacup (including the FlipHole!), even non-Tenga products, you just slide it over the Tenga Warmer, flip it on, and get it warmed up perfectly to body temperature. A cold onahole is perhaps the only downside of using these products, because it’s the clearest separation between the real thing.
KanojoToys has a large number of these on the way, and will be selling immediately from X-mas day if all goes well. Too late for a stocking stuffer, but it’s never too late to stuff it yourself!
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