Pepee has long been the top Japanese lubricant brand.
Their previous lubes include such classics as Pepee 360 Wankers Lotion. Many of the small lubes that come as freebies with onaholes are made by Pepee.
But this is a truly great innovation that offers something new for the market.
The Pepee Gelee is a set of powder sachets that turn anything into lubricant.
Beer. Wine. Juice. Milk. Water.
You name it, you can lube up with it.
Just pour in the sachet and stir. Obviously this opens up the possibilities for all manner of flavored lube.
Pepee have made this funny parody video in the style of a corporate product presentation event.
Regular readers will spot that the second man in this video is Takuya, the gay bar owner and blow job expert.
Here’s a second video where two “famous DJs” experience the Pepee Gelee.
Japan’s most high-profile lesbian couple held a “wedding ceremony” on April 19th to celebrate their union.
The ceremony is literally just ceremonial, since gay people are not allowed to get married in Japan.
Ex-Gravure model and television personality Ayaka Ichinose (34) and actress Akane Sugimori (28) announced their “marriage” in December last year and have no followed through with the big day itself.
Same-sex marriage is finally becoming a major issue in Japan.
Hotel Granvia in Kyoto now offers gay wedding ceremonies, in partnership with a local Buddhist temple, as does Tokyo Disneyland.
Shibuya ward recently passed a landmark bill saying it will issue non-binding certificates effectively recognizing same-sex couples.
Ichinose and Sugimori opted for matching white dresses when they tied the knot in Shinjuku ward in front of 80 relatives and friends.
Despite having a vibrant gay history — do some research and you will very surprised how many famous samurai are allegedly to have been bisexual or gay — the Japanese government shows no interest in the rights of the gay community. Even though cross-dressing is a major part of mainstream and traditional culture, when it comes to confronting the particulars about sexual minorities, everyone shies away or shrugs.
Although overt anti-gay discrimination is probably relatively rare in Japan because Christianity and other moralistic religions never got a stranglehold, you usually have to venture to Nichome in Shinjuku if you want to see people really relaxed about who they are.
“We held the wedding ceremony so that it might become easier for others to do the same in the future,” Sugimori told the media.
Apparently they are going to try to register their marriage with their local municipal office, knowing it will be rejected. However, doing this creates pressure at the grassroots (don’t expect the central government to give a shit any time soon).
For anyone interested, this is what Ichinose used to look like when she was a Gravure idol in her younger days.
This just goes to show that not all those busty models and idols who have to pose for the attention of the male gaze are actually interested in men!
Japanese politics can be a dull affair.
That’s why when a candidate puts himself forward for consideration by the voting public in all his naked glory, people take notice.
Teruki Goto is standing in the April 26th Chiyoda ward assembly elections in central Tokyo. His campaign poster features his posing naked against a backdrop of imperialist iconography.
Images via GetNews.jp
His rambling website seems to place Goto firmly in the ultra-nationalist camp, though we wonder what the uyoku think about his nude antics.
The thirtysomething wannabe politico has stood before as an independent with the following English slogans:
I make Chiyoda-ku the best town. [sic]
In Tokyo 23 district [sic] I realize Chiyoda City Design.
I worship the Imperial Household.
I defend and maintain Yasukuni Shrine.
I restore Edo-jo castle [sic].
I make Akihabara a freak’s [sic] global holy place.
I redevelop Jimbocho and Ogawamachi.
I spread Edo Tenka Festival in the world. [sic]
I love Japan.
We’re not sure why a right-winger would fill his election poster only with text written (haphazardly) in a foreign language.
Note the weird spacing on his name: “GOT OTER UKI”.
What are the chances that Goto will be making a difference to the citizens of Chiyoda any time soon? Find out on polling day.
Larger ladies can be cute.
Though few and far between in Japan, some degree of love handles come in very handy (literally) and make a nice contrast to the chopping-board flatness of many women.
Despite the lack, there is demand. We’ve even seen foreigners who deliberately wanted larger local ladies.
The truth is a little bit pocchari is very sexy.
People who are funny also never seem to have trouble finding lovers, no matter what they look like. Male comics in Japan and the world over usually have a hot lady (or two) on their arm.
Does this work for the girls too?
Well, we’re not qualified to say but we did hear recently that Naomi Watanabe had a fling with an older man — and a foreigner as well.
She was seen on a date with the dashing gaijin in Roppongi.
However, it all ended badly, it seems. She told the press that she wasn’t in touch with him anymore and that he was actually seeing other ladies at the same time. She didn’t elaborate if they were equally sized.
Naomi Watanabe is most famous for her imitations of Beyonce. We wonder if her brief foreign lover got to see her really shake her booty?
We know that Korean pop idols are way sexier than their Japanese counterparts.
They think little of grinding their bodies in ways that are more than just a little suggestive.
Sometimes it goes too far, as KARA have found out.
Dalshabet release their new mini-album “Joker Is Alive”, and with it, the music video for the title track, “joker”.
Unfortunately, the broadcaster KBS has judged the song to be too sexy and banned it.
Actually, it’s not the footage itself that’s the problem — though take a look below and you’ll be raising your eyebrows at the groin thrusting and legs on display.
Apparently it’s the lyrics that are too erotic for broadcast. The word “joker”, repeated frequently in the song, sounds like an “inappropriate” word.
Other offending lyrics included “Joker I want it / It’s getting hard to breathe / Baby goodnight.”
Talk about missing the wood for the trees!
We heard about this a few days ago but only now have nice pictures emerged.
And what pictures they are…
A new Fuji TV show called “Yoroi Bijo” (Armor Beautiful Girl) features hot Gravure models putting on and taking off suits of armor, known in Japanese as kacchu or yoroi.
As we know from a recent example, Japanese TV is not averse to some pretty risque and bizarre concept shows.
So if you have a thing for girls wearing shiny armor and other medieval costumes, then this is definitely the TV show for you.
The ladies wear the armor to demonstrate how nice and heavy it is. Then they take it off, piece by piece, while talking about history.
Finally, they write some calligraphy.
First up, we have Shoko Takasaki wearing Date Masamune’s armor. Okay, she does wear it — we promise!
Later in the year we can look forward to Yuka Kuramochi, she of the amazing butt, wearing the armor of Oda Nobunaga.
Kana Fujita is wearing Sanada Yukimura’s armor (but not for long).
And finally, the lovely Hitomi Yasueda is wearing Uesugi Kenshin’s suit.
A little while ago there was a craze for so-called reki-jo, female history buffs.
But this is different. It’s hot girls in historical cosplay heaven. Yoroi-moe!
There’s definitely plenty of other examples of this around.
The trope is called ikusa otome — a warrior maiden with a weapon.
Erotic fan art is full of these warriors, plus there are video games like “Ikusa Otome Valkyrie”. Here’s Rena Nonen (correct us if we’re wrong) in ikusa otome garb.
Ladies, get ready for battle!
Tekoki Karaoke (Hand Job Karaoke): Japanese game show contestants sing karaoke while being jerked offWritten by: Tadashi Anahori on April 16, 2015 at 6:42 am | In Erotic Japan Blog | Discuss (1) »
Sometimes Japan, you defeat even us.
We’ve seen a lot of Japanese porn — perhaps too much. Surely nothing can take us by surprise anymore.
Take this segment of a game show called “Tekoki Karaoke” (Hand Job Karaoke).
Mainstream entertainment, this ain’t.
The contestants have to sing karaoke while being jerked off by a girl. Who is wearing a hot nurse uniform (playing on porn tropes, natch) and whispering sweet things into your ear.
Obviously you don’t see the cock being tugged by the lady, so this might all be fake (we suspect it is), but one lady even has a go at giving her victim a foot job too.
Can they rack up enough points without letting their load go?
If they get over 90 points they stand to win ¥1 million… or something like that. We lost track of what the goal was, as we suspect also did the “unfortunate” contestants.
The three ladies in the TV show are supposed to be a trio of sex workers skilled at giving hand jobs to patrons.
The show claims to be the “adult entertainment you definitely want to see” and is broadcast on SKY PerfecTV!, a satellite channel. The same broadcaster (also called SKY PerfecTV!) gave us the 24-Hour TV: Eroticism Saves the Earth event (which includes the very worthy Boob Aid, where you can squeeze a breast to help raise money for charity) and the annual Adult Broadcasting Awards, which gives prizes to Japanese porn stars. Clearly SKY PerfecTV! is catering towards a certain demographic.
We have to take our hats off to the producers for their originality here. There is a precedent, though.
Another segment of a show called “Poko x Tate: Orgasm Wars” once had straight (and now disgraced) porn star Ryou Sawai being sucked off by oral sex expert (and gay bar owner) Takuya. The action itself was hidden in a box but the noises were more than enough to keep you entertained.
Go into a kiosk in a station on the Tokyo Metro subway system and take a look at the drinks.
There’s always a colorful selection of beverages.
But perhaps none quite so colorful as this.
In fact, the energy drink is proving so popular you may not even be able to find a can of Ojo-sama Seisui, which translates as “fair lady’s holy water”. Since April 1st the drink has been on sale at Tokyo Metro station shops.
There’s even a catchy bit of copy: “The goddess inside me awakens”!
The drink is apparently full of healthy and beautifying ingredients, but the name is a jaw-dropper.
Of course, regular readers of this blog will know that seisui or “holy water” is a euphemism for urine or golden showers, and has inspired its own kinds of adult products.
Take a look at the brand’s ad, which seems more like an anime fantasy film, full of maidens on horseback.
According to the tabloids, Ojo-sama Seisui is getting popular with male commuters.
The product is actually part of a series of “beauty energy drinks” and other unusual cosme items marketed in the same moe way.
Still, wouldn’t you rather have some of the real thing?
It’s the Chinese turn to be Weird Asians of the Week.
Still, we think they need to do better branding. Apparently the “stand-in companion” is simply called “156″. Hardly has the same ring as “Candy Girl”, does it?
Named for her height, she is a high-quality sex doll made of thermoplastic elastomer, a rubbery material softer than silicone, with adjustable hands, a removable head and genitals, and available from specialist shops in Beijing for around $2,500.
Elastomer is used in Japan for many masturbator toys but the best dolls are actually made of silicone, as opposed to latex in America.
The article focuses on the clients for the Chinese dolls.
Liu has been married for more than a decade, and does not want to be unfaithful, but still needs to satisfy his sexual appetite.
“Honestly, it is very easy to just pay a little money to find a woman in China, but I simply cannot bring myself to cheat on my wife, so I have never considered it,” he said with a nervous laugh.
But a blow-up alternative was not an option.
“There was no way I would have sex with that kind of cheap inflatable plastic,” he said.
Instead he forked out 15,800 yuan, almost a month’s pay, for his more realistic Chinese-made 156.
Her removable parts make cleaning or replacement easier, but despite lengthy prior research — Liu can explain subtle differences between an exhaustive list of Chinese and foreign doll brands — he was disappointed.
“As an industrial designer I can’t neglect the lack of realistic details,” he lamented. “So I just used it a few times.
“The only way a doll is better than a woman is that it won’t resist, so people can do whatever they want with it,” he added.
Not realistic or detailed enough? He should have tried an Orient Industry model!
The article claims that sometimes it is even users’ wives who make the purchase.
“The Chinese sex toy market is estimated at up to 100 billion yuan per year,” it says, though that hasn’t been without pressure from the puritanical Communist Party.
The one-child policy has also led to too many men and not enough men.
“Many young men in China have difficulty finding girlfriends or socializing with women… That’s why they might use a doll as (a) replacement.”
Anyone who has ever seen some of the more extreme or, ahem, unusual entries in the pantheon of Japanese adult video will be aware of ryoujoku (or ryojoku).
It’s where the woman is treated in a “degraded” way, as someone violated or disgraced — like a shamed woman. (The actual meaning of ryoujoku can be sexual assault, i.e. rape, or also “disgrace”.)
A common scene in Japanese porn will have the girl treated like a “human toilet” and phrases written on her body to “shame” her.
Here is Mika Osawa demonstrating the genre.
The graffiti might say things like “¥200 for one use”, “pervert urinal”, “slut”, “penetration this way” and so on.
The Ryoujoku Stockings allow you to indulge in this power fantasy without the hard work of doing the writing.
All you need to do is slip these tights on and you are instantly transformed into a degraded woman, with the insulting text written on the skin-colored stockings.
So put your pens away but get your darkest fantasies out.
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